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Talk about birds.
Birds like ravens and crows are the raddest shit ever. If you have food, they come and are like, “You, can I have a piece of that shit?” If you’re like “Fuck yea!” (Which you should be) they will be like “SCOOOOORE! I owe you one” and they will be your best buds because they can remember people and shit. If you’re like “Sorry, I only have enough for me” they are like “it’s cool, bra. Ima go look somewhere else.” and then they leave you alone.
Seagulls on the other hand are the biggest shitlords in the world. If you have food and you see a seagull, you better hide that shit because they will grab their seagull posse and be like “You, hand over that food, motherfucker” and they will attack you. Seagulls will literally mug you on the beach. Fuck seagulls and their shit, crows and ravens are way better.
Moral of the story, be nice to black birds and shit because they are so fucking rad. Also, stay the fuck away from seagulls because they are the shittiest.
YES HELLO FRIENDS IF YOU ARE HAVING A BAD DAY HERE ARE SOME PICTURES OF HAPPY AXOLOTLS YOU’RE WELCOME
Holy shit, a shiny mudkip!
Who remembers
Motherfucking Scholastic
Book
Orders
And then the magical traveling circus of scholastic would randomly show up
at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR
love
seriously the best ever.
This was actually my childhood.
Wish they had these I high school
*Sudden flashbacks to reading captain underpants*
I regret something. But it will make a great prank some day.
So my coworker poured me some mint and honey tea because I never had it. My first words were “it tastes like toothpaste.” I then proceeded to pour my orange Gatorade in an effort to make it taste better…
Ever drink orange juice after brushing your teeth? I made that in liquid form…
Since peeps were wondering why the Lucario figure I wanted is so expensive, I figured I’d post some pictures of it I found online to show how detailed it is.
Other then being incredibly well made and imported, it’s got 32 points of articulation. This allows it to be amazingly poseable.
Now we just need pictures of it with a link action figure.
Guys, let’s not forget about baby Taylor Lautner’s sicknasty number in Shark Boy and Lava Girl…
i’m cRYING
WAS THIS EVEN A REAL MOVIE
WANT SOME WATER? HERES A CUP
THIS MOVIE WAS SO BAD ITS GOOD GOLD XD
The costume is foreshadowing for his abs.
I think the anon who asked 'why 15' was asking why you decided to make 15 the age of adulthood for ponies, rather than something like 16 or 18.
AnonymousOh, you mean inspiration wise as opposed to ‘why not just go with whatever everyone knows’.
Because I feel like ponies live in a medieval-esque society with magic giving them a lot of modern conveniences. As such their society is still somewhat primitive, but also fairly modern.
And since the objective of public school is to give everyone just enough knowledge that they’ll be able to be productive members of society, ponies impart all the knowledge they need by the age of 15. This is also the average age where most ponies have their cutiemarks by now (rare exceptions to this) as well as stallions being physically grown enough for field labor and mares at a safe-enough age to be bearing foals (especially since it takes 11 months for pregnancy). And the average pony lifespan in Motherly is around 40-100 (varying with race, pegasi having the shortest average lifespan and unicorns having the hightest.)
So all those factors combined with education and the need for an active work force has the law consider ponies adults at 15, thus giving them full rights of consent.
It’s all about the universe building. I imagine in a couple hundred years that the age will be pushed up to 16 and 18 respectively, especially as the length of pony lives increases as well. But for now it’s 15.
In sparta, 15 is adult
