quarium-mod:

Is a sad reality but, if zombies were real… Poor Dainty would not be up to the challenge ;A;

Guest update by my good ol’ Buddy Scram! Thanks so much, you do adorable stuff! And Zombie Mary made me lose my shiz.

but the zombies want brains? why are you worried?

geekhyena:

beloved-dreams:

Dogs and cats can’t be vegan.
Dogs and cats can’t be vegan.
DOGS AND CATS CANT BE VEGAN.
they’re OBLIGATE CARNIVORES. They HAVE TO EAT MEAT TO PROPERLY SURVIVE.
I’m a vegetarian, that doesn’t mean I make my cats have the same diet that I do. I can live healthily without meat, they can’t.

Animal nutrition PhD student here - DOGS AND CATS CANNOT BE VEGAN! NEITHER CAN FERRETS!

Forcing carnivores into veganism can be considered animal abuse.

timelockedhogwarts:

loganmcowen:

fallinglikeflies:

umbrellasareessential:

woosterteeth:

Ok now this one is just fucking briliant.

I don’t get it

took me a moment 

OH

SHIT

Oh..
OOOOHHHH…
Took a minute.

lizzymodblog:

i dont like new music

does that make me old?

No, it means you have taste in music.

aishaneko:

What have I done.

I ship them so hard.

lizzymodblog:

ultrafacts:

 More Facts

Isn’t that just how exponentially growing numbers fucking work.

Yeah. If every couple had two kids the population would double.

lizzymodblog:

a-random-mod:

I think there’s something wrong with me. I’ve been horny to the point where fapping is a a chore, I get so tired I fall asleep before noon despite my sleep schedule not changing and I’ve been thirsty like crazy.

Sounds like a classic case of get the fuck off Tumblr and fuck something.

I’m at school.

I think there’s something wrong with me. I’ve been horny to the point where fapping is a a chore, I get so tired I fall asleep before noon despite my sleep schedule not changing and I’ve been thirsty like crazy.

djuvre:

spoopy-banana:

memewhore:

banans13:

kissthesecurves:

starvingfartist:

I don’t usually comment on posts but FUN RANDOM DISNEY FACT : before Scar got his Scar (which was given to him by a wildebeest after an incident involving Mufasa) his name was Taka. He requested to be called Scar after this incident because he is a very over-dramatic lion as we already know! The source for this fact is from the Lion King novel series. 

Damn you learn something everyday.

EXCUSE ME THERE IS A LION KING NOVEL SERIES EXCUSE ME EXCUSE MEEEE

Another fun fact: I just looked it up and in Swahili, taka means garbage.

So their parents named them literally “King” and “Garbage” omfg that’s so awful xD

that’s so MEAN NO WONDER GARBAGE WANTED TO KILL HIS FAMILY

I literally asked this question an hour ago.

00cm:

readmor:

bumhol:

janettesnakehole:

frightvale:

I’ve fucking died. I’m dead. A dead guy over here. Big dead-o. Ole Dead Bones. Cause of death: Dogs, but not for that reason.

I AM SCREAMING

ARE YOU JOKIGN RIGHT NOW!!! ARE YOU JOKING..

IS THIS A SICK. FUCKIG JOKE

“YOU’LL NEVER LEAVE A MAN BEHIND”

God dammit. I should be leaving for school but I’m sitting here watching babbu corgis.