alexander:

i miss vine

sevenelevenprophet:

I have been informed girls don’t like bones as romantic gestures. Shocked and Dismayed.

perhapse you are giving the wrong bone. start with a rib or leg bone and if that doesnt work, give her a skull

mushroomstairs:

ITS THE YEAR OF THE RAT!!! let us all live happily in the trash!!!!

twitter

smegbertmarbles:

kane52630:

“Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?”

The Joker Shoots Eric Andre, but another identical Eric Andre walks out from the curtain and keeps doing the interview like nothing happened

probablybadrpgideas:

A chaotic evil pc but played to the extent of  alignment chart memes, so you are actually just a cursed little gremlin.

literally my gnome who is basically half dog right now

shorthalt:

shorthalt:

the funniest thing to come out of the newest star wars trilogy is the knock knock joke about jakku that makes it look like rey is ducking for cover when she says the punchline

garrus-vakkarian:

ahh the 2010s….i remember them like it was yesterday…

world-of-archnova:

Rose Flavors!

Idea and roses  from @steakbatter: x x
and @sarcasmprodigy: x
and an addition rose from @drawthiere