Silver Tongue

youobviouslyloveoctavia:

marosaur:

illuminotus:

tessahighlander:

TRUTH

I’d love to see someone attempt to defend the clothing industry

oh jeez..

> Don’t even get me started on fake pockets.

Having worn girl pants, a bra and a shirt, I can tell you that it really is bullshit. Especially the pockets thing. That thing pisses me off so much considering I’m used to sticking my 3ds in my pocket and still be able to fit my fist in it.

"Why does the cold suck?" (Best Pinkie Pie voice) Because it lowers the air pressure silly. Don't you know your Gas Laws?

Puns are the best!

walrusberries:

vvikipeidia:

its-fun-to-stay-at-the:

y:

m:

c:

a:

its fun to stay at the

y

m

c

a

DONT CLICK C

CLICK C

transaloo:
“the weather is staying in the negative to teens and my lip is crack so badly it decided to bleed randomly, so i may not be very presentable! and i promise the 100+ followers thank will be here soon!!
”

transaloo:

the weather is staying in the negative to teens and my lip is crack so badly it decided to bleed randomly, so i may not be very presentable! and i promise the 100+ followers thank will be here soon!!

walrusberries:

vvikipeidia:

its-fun-to-stay-at-the:

y:

m:

c:

a:

its fun to stay at the

y

m

c

a

DONT CLICK C

CLICK C

darrynek:
“ is this supposed to change my mind because it didn’t
”
If it’s “jif” then I’m saying “ee-arth” “frawzen” “mile k” and “seew”

darrynek:

is this supposed to change my mind because it didn’t

If it’s “jif” then I’m saying “ee-arth” “frawzen” “mile k” and “seew”

ask-wiggles:
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I WAS BORN WITH MY BACK LEGS LIKE THAT SO YOU MAKING FUN OF THEM IS ACTUALLY PREJUDICE!!!!!!!11
but ahhh catfood senpaiii STOP MAKING ME LAUGH IN PUBLIC PEOPLE ARE GOING TO START ASKING QUESTIONS
..and not the kind you...

ask-wiggles:

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I WAS BORN WITH MY BACK LEGS LIKE THAT SO YOU MAKING FUN OF THEM IS ACTUALLY PREJUDICE!!!!!!!11

but ahhh catfood senpaiii STOP MAKING ME LAUGH IN PUBLIC PEOPLE ARE GOING TO START ASKING QUESTIONS

..and not the kind you get on tumblr.

Better get the shotgun.

thingswedontneed:
“ anus:
“ off to a good start
”
intimidation is key
”
ghost rider?

thingswedontneed:

anus:

off to a good start

intimidation is key

ghost rider?

Basically this is how Oregon is set up, because mother nature hates us. Beach, valley, mountains, fucking deserts, canyons, we have freaking everything.

jitterbugjive:

tyrongtyger:

jestre:

What about all the forests?

He forgot the fog that can show up at LITERALLY ANY TIME. I’ve seen it happen in the MIDDLE OF THE DAY here in Damascus.

FOG SO THICK YOU CAN PLAY MARCO POLO

welcome to silent hill

Basically this is how Oregon is set up, because mother nature hates us. Beach, valley, mountains, fucking deserts, canyons, we have freaking everything.

jitterbugjive:

jestre:

What about all the forests?

fuck I miss Oregon

no natural disasters like ever, hardly any poisonous animals, 5 minute tornado is big news for a whole week, worst we got was rain and flooding

dfsfnngfndnhgknng JESSY WE NEED TO TAKE A CAMPING VACATION TO SILVER FALLS PLZ

but the trail to get there is almost as dangerous as australia