Which pun to use?

She looks a bit tied up at the moment.

For a first timer, she can show you the ropes.

Knot bad.

lolrenaynay:

It’s been known that Capaldi is the next Doctor, so why are people only now getting pissed about Eleven receiving more regenerations? I thought this was pretty clear that it was going to happen even before the 50th.

I’m probably the last person to be defending Moffat, but he didn’t break canon. He stuck to canon entirely, he even has Eleven explain the goddamn canon. The Time Lords have given The Doctor “extra” regenerations before, it happened in Classic Who. This isn’t a new thing.

I don’t understand, did people just want the show to end or…?

It’s because his way of getting regenerations was bullshit. Do you really think the Doctor would leave a chance of them returning considering last time he regenerated was due to stopping them? Do you really think they would help him, who was demonized for his actions?
Also, gallifrey was put in a painting in the last episode.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, moffat gave to me
a new twelfth doctor
Elevens death scene
ten new therapists
Nine new ships
Eight manly tears
Seven smith fans raging
Six stupid angels
FIIIIVE NEW COSPLAYS
four enemies ruined
Three centuries of protection
Two amy ponds
And capaldi with brand new kidneys!

aninsaciableloveforthedead:

elevenwishes:

charliesanals:

fun fact! what’s commonly known as ‘period’ or ‘menstruation’ is actually monthly blood sacrifice to the gods so that they will bless the females with gifts of  beauty and the knowledge of witchcraft  which makes  it easier to feed on and manipulate their source of energy aka the male soul

SHHH YOU’RE LETTING OUT OUR SECRET, ASS WIPE

THE FIRST RULE OF PERIOD CLUB DUDE.

Why is a dude in period club?

About the doctor who episode…

it was okay, but overall disappointing.

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The last ten minutes of this are beautiful.

The hole thing is amazing but the last ten minutes are just beautiful. Not funny beautiful, but heartwarming beautiful.

bronyfiedmetal:

If you thought about anything else besides “a tasty sandwich”, go to a therapist.

Goodnight Tumblr.

But instruments! Mayonnaise is obviously meaning instruments!

santalocked:

my-lovefor-you-was-bulletproof:

Merry Christmas
Merry Christma
Merry Christm
Merry Christ
Merry Chris
Merry Chri
Merry Chr
Merry Ch
Merry C
Merry
Merr
Mer
Me
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Ma
Mat
Matt
Matt i
Matt is
Matt is l
Matt is le
Matt is lea
Matt is leav
Matt is leavi
Matt is leavin
Matt is leaving

hahaha how about fuck you

I got fiddle faddles! Just like the pony.

Botox for migraines! Because the best cure for a headache is injecting a life threatening bacteria into your face.