Silver Tongue

robensemble:

the-treble:

narcotic:

parents: i want the truth

me: *tells truth*

parents: nope youre lying wrong answer

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you have no idea the lengths I went to to find this gif set.

Yeah I just put “Jack Sparrow telling the truth”, into google images and set it to “animated” and both those gifs were on the first page.

I don’t know who you are but I do know you have very short lengths.

Or he was telling the truth but he’s just so incompetent that it seems like he was lying.

jestre:
“acoustickub:
“Chocolate by M Night Shamalan.
”
What a twist!
”

jestre:

acoustickub:

Chocolate by M Night Shamalan.

What a twist!

albinon-art:

When a person who you were talking to suddenly stops responding.

Then you then find out that they’re currently reblogging stuff on Tumblr, and still haven’t responded back v n v

there is a dick next to sai

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3lasticarts:

fishnetandfundip:

long distance relationships when they finally meet.

oh my god. 

I would walk 500 miles an I would walk 500 more

ask-twibra:

incoming comic reupload

askmintypegasus:

It’s bird day, release your inner bird, SQWAAKKK

ka-kaw

robensemble:
“forged-mello:
“ robensemble:
“ That escalated quickly.
”
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
”
I regret ever posting this.
”
Never regret anything because at one point it was what you wanted.

robensemble:

forged-mello:

robensemble:

That escalated quickly.

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

I regret ever posting this.

Never regret anything because at one point it was what you wanted.

wereallcompleteidiots:
“ extradan:
“ judacris:
“ “Spike, take a letter.” ”
JGNDFKHLSRTGKJMNSP;RTGJSR;PTGMJDSGJ WHAT IS THIS
”
Tumblr in action.
”

wereallcompleteidiots:

extradan:

judacris:

“Spike, take a letter.”

JGNDFKHLSRTGKJMNSP;RTGJSR;PTGMJDSGJ WHAT IS THIS

Tumblr in action.

enigmaticpenguinofdeath:

Peter Davison, Colin Baker & Sylvester McCoy give the TARDIS the full ‘you’ve redecorated’ treatment in The Five(ish) Doctors Reboot [x]

All of every yes/