Rrrrrgh! Another freakin’ bloody nose!? Must be having one of those nose periods.
Stop dying in alternate universes.
Rrrrrgh! Another freakin’ bloody nose!? Must be having one of those nose periods.
Stop dying in alternate universes.
inthatmomentisweariwantedpizza:
how do mermaids have babies
do you think the people who play teletubbies feel horny on set sometimes
why didn’t tarzan have a beard
how many things are there
why didn’t aladdin have nipples
if siamese twins have two separate vaginas do they get their periods at the same time
why do sandwiches taste better cut diagonally
Why are the red m&ms the best?
It’s incredibly naive when people just assume overweight people had the forethought that they would get fat eventually. That’s not how it works. There are a ridiculous amount of reasons for people to gain weight and saying “well you should’ve prevented it” is fucking asinine and stupid. 100 pounds ago I was 16 years old, go tell a 16 year old to just hire a personal trainer. Hell, a year ago I couldn’t afford a personal trainer. Weight loss isn’t just a thing that happens, it’s really difficult for so many reasons. Not impossible, but a lot harder after years of neglect and obtaining bad habits. The mindset you and lots of other people have doesn’t help anything, it just makes you look ignorant and selfish.
^
This
ppl who are shy at first but become obnoxious and loud once theyre comfortable around you r awesoem. hold on a sec wait pt this text ost on hold. theres pirate ship outside my window right now whath the
I LIVE BY A R river I CANT GET A CLEAR picture its turnign around
Only on Tumblr.

this isn’t the oprah that i know and love
don’t you mean the oprah you hit with a car???
THAT WAS ONE TIME
At least you got her to autograph a restraining order.