Silver Tongue

albinon-art:

Rrrrrgh! Another freakin’ bloody nose!? Must be having one of those nose periods.

Stop dying in alternate universes.

sizeugly:

inthatmomentisweariwantedpizza:

destielarryziam:

australiansanta:

thesociallyawkwardasian:

queerlava:

thesociallyawkwardasian:

how do mermaids have babies

do you think the people who play teletubbies feel horny on set sometimes

why didn’t tarzan have a beard

how many things are there

why didn’t aladdin have nipples

if siamese twins have two separate vaginas do they get their periods at the same time

why do sandwiches taste better cut diagonally

Why are the red m&ms the best?

Wasn't trying to be rude. My best friend had MI(myocardial infraction) at 27 and the doctors said he has to loose weight otherwise it can turn into a massive heart attack that can be fatal. But I just don't understand why people just prevent it when it's still early and he's not even that fat either.

eatmydiction1:

It’s incredibly naive when people just assume overweight people had the forethought that they would get fat eventually. That’s not how it works. There are a ridiculous amount of reasons for people to gain weight and saying “well you should’ve prevented it” is fucking asinine and stupid. 100 pounds ago I was 16 years old, go tell a 16 year old to just hire a personal trainer. Hell, a year ago I couldn’t afford a personal trainer. Weight loss isn’t just a thing that happens, it’s really difficult for so many reasons. Not impossible, but a lot harder after years of neglect and obtaining bad habits. The mindset you and lots of other people have doesn’t help anything, it just makes you look ignorant and selfish.

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This

liz lets buy a ps4

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no dude

i’m getting a calico vision

Commodore 64 for the win.

Happy sinderklass

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fuck youuuuuu

Is that an offer?

scrims:

scrims:

scrims:

ppl who are shy at first but become obnoxious and loud once theyre comfortable around you r awesoem. hold on  a sec wait pt this text ost on hold. theres pirate ship outside my window right now whath the 

I LIVE BY A R river I CANT GET A CLEAR picture its turnign around

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Only on Tumblr.

joshpeckofficial:
“ sniffing:
“ joshpeckofficial:
“ this isn’t the oprah that i know and love
”
don’t you mean the oprah you hit with a car???
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THAT WAS ONE TIME
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At least you got her to autograph a restraining order.

joshpeckofficial:

sniffing:

joshpeckofficial:

this isn’t the oprah that i know and love

don’t you mean the oprah you hit with a car???

THAT WAS ONE TIME

At least you got her to autograph a restraining order.

twibrary:
“ask-princesssparkle:
“ sarteck:
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“ sarteck:
“ bashandchunkyask:
“ candycine:
“ sarmod:
“ rofljay:
“ conspicuouslad:
“ whitetail-music:
“ supersawhoover:
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I just don’t know what went wrong…
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*intensified*
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This...

twibrary:

ask-princesssparkle:

sarteck:

twixie-answers-mod:

sarteck:

bashandchunkyask:

candycine:

sarmod:

rofljay:

conspicuouslad:

whitetail-music:

supersawhoover:

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I just don’t know what went wrong…

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*intensified* 

This entire fandom is on drugs I tell you!

Well, that’s like, your OPINION, man. =D

How did I even get here?

I’m getting dizzy.

I dunno, I still think this needs more Twilight.

(OOC: The Twibrary in a nutshell.)

balladoftarby:

Always reblog sassy beatles