Remember kids, body wash is not a lube substitute.
I have been a pizza delivery man for a month now and still nobody has offered to pay for the pizza in sex. I’m starting to think that the pornos lied to me.
So today I got to draw the chalk sign at work.
It was a parody of the mtv astronaut.
I slipped something in there
when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it
You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough
oh my god you can
I never wear makeup. Mostly cause I hate going into those perfume shops where everything smells like eau de toilette.
Sorry, I had to.
