Silver Tongue
kickthemuffin:
“ ichigo-maid:
“ thetouur:
“ foxycleverpatra:
“ tyleroakley:
“ Beautiful.
”
thatsapenis.gif
”
omg that cracked me up
”
Fuck.
” ”

kickthemuffin:

ichigo-maid:

thetouur:

foxycleverpatra:

tyleroakley:

Beautiful.

thatsapenis.gif

omg that cracked me up

Fuck.

jekyllroos-dark-diary:
“headphonesdoll:
“ DID THEY JUST
”
He did
and it was glorious
”
They already made him canon sooo…

jekyllroos-dark-diary:

headphonesdoll:

DID THEY JUST

He did

and it was glorious

They already made him canon sooo…

raridog:
“xxpolkadotxx:
“ Has science gone too far?
(artist unknown)
”
*gasp*
”

raridog:

xxpolkadotxx:

Has science gone too far?

(artist unknown)

*gasp*

geekylion:

wantfastcars:

I did a thing

blame peter

I’ve been waiting my whole life for this post to happen.

lizzymodblog:

alskylark:

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Why aren’t we talking about the fact that Discord was singing freaking Winter Wrap Up in the shower?

Like we haven’t all done that at least once.

… So goddamn catchy.

ask-windupwhooves:

I told you. This universe isn’t made of toys. Organic organisms that look like toys.

madame-fluttershy:
“ Classic Prank by RedApropos
”

transdimensionalbeing:

transdimensionalbeing:

sirphilliam:

Oh golly I wish I was popular

Never wish that on your self ever!

you might think that is mean But really think of the person who invented time? I am sure it was a slow basic process and concepts… put someone had too…

Um, you seem to be the only one who doesn’t respect you.

sleepbearsdreams:
“The optimist says the glass is half full. The pessimist says the glass is half empty. It is only the truth-seeker who wonders: 'Why is the glass there? Why is there water all over the floor? Why is it covering every other surface...

sleepbearsdreams:

The optimist says the glass is half full. 
The pessimist says the glass is half empty. 
It is only the truth-seeker who wonders: 
'Why is the glass there? Why is there water all over the floor?
Why is it covering every other surface of the house? 
Who - or what - is doing this to us?'

Why does the drink smell like piss?

scificity:
“http://scificity.tumblr.com
DAWN OF THE FINAL DAY ~ 24 HOURS REMAIN
”
Oh boy, I wish I could have made these jokes the last 3 days

scificity:

http://scificity.tumblr.com
DAWN OF THE FINAL DAY ~ 24 HOURS REMAIN

Oh boy, I wish I could have made these jokes the last 3 days