Beautiful.
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omg that cracked me up
Fuck.
Why aren’t we talking about the fact that Discord was singing freaking Winter Wrap Up in the shower?
Like we haven’t all done that at least once.
… So goddamn catchy.
Oh golly I wish I was popular
Never wish that on your self ever!
you might think that is mean But really think of the person who invented time? I am sure it was a slow basic process and concepts… put someone had too…
Um, you seem to be the only one who doesn’t respect you.
The optimist says the glass is half full. The pessimist says the glass is half empty. It is only the truth-seeker who wonders: 'Why is the glass there? Why is there water all over the floor? Why is it covering every other surface of the house? Who - or what - is doing this to us?'
Why does the drink smell like piss?

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DAWN OF THE FINAL DAY ~ 24 HOURS REMAIN
Oh boy, I wish I could have made these jokes the last 3 days





