lizzymodblog:

My gravestone will say “live by the pussy, die by the pussy” and everybody will wonder if I got killed by a big cat or died while having hot lesbian sex and it’ll be great.

Why not having hot lesbian sex with a big cat?

owldude:

jawnski:

secret bunny conference

“the ladybugs are on to us”

pembrokewkorgi:

gameraboy:

It’s amazing what he can do with coinage.

BEST DISNEY CHARACTER EVER!

Second best

nobody is as great as gaston.

lizzymodblog:

Man, what a boring age we live in. At least a century ago, shit was happening. These days, you can’t even kill wildlife without a permit. Call me crazy, but I’d welcome a world war 3. A chance to really go all out. If I get killed, that’s my problem. If other people get killed, they fucked up.

War. The ultimate adrenaline rush.

Why not rob a bank with some surfers? That’s a big rush

becks28nz:

The Day of the Doctor - Extended Trailer

this is jizztastic

ask-street-scootaloo:

The only thing you might hear is that shit I haven’t dropped in a week

So 10 bits?

aginpro:

baelor:

^{ATLA splice: The Last Airbender reboot teaser poster mock-up}

WHAIT WHAIT WHAIT!

REBOOT!?!

can someone possibly explain this to me?!

The first movie was so bad they are trying again without shaymalamadingdong

blade-of-grass:

dabbityflabbity:

IT’S BACK

By this point, this blog is just to reblog old famous, posts. Pretty much best of funny.

Shots fired

meme-asaurus:

yoursleepnumberinmybed:

OH

But their pokemon are both male…

Yaoi

lecavaliers:

kagura-shingan:

finding someone who ships the same unpopular pairing as you

finding someone who hates the same popular pairing you do

Finding a needle in a haystack for a stock photo