with animorphs on the rise i wanna say just one minor detail that still irks me to this day

in one of the books they have to retrieve some tech that would turn off the pacifism setting on their OP robot friends. the tech is inside a room that has been filtered of all photons and is covered in thin threads like battery free laser detection. The way they describe it is that even the slightest vibration on the threads or a single photon in the room. Their solution is to become bats and use echolocation to navigate through the room


ECHOLOCATION USES SOUND BOUNCING OFF THE THINGS. THEY WOULD HAVE CAUSED THE THREADS TO VIBRATE. THE ALARMS SHOULD HAVE BEEN TRIGGERED AT THE FIRST SCREECH. IT STILL PISSES ME OFF OVER A DECADE LATER.

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hotmeat89:

heardbook:

thetyrannosaur:

hotmeat89:

hitting-on-cullen:

hotmeat89:

penguitron:

hotmeat89:

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hotmeat89:

eastbayfatman:

unbossed:

hotmeat89:

Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives

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Damn. Good way to get your fucking windows kicked in

shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlicker

All fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your doorstep with a baseball bat

im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife

But he’s got shooters all over the world 🌎 even when he’s away

just shot a load in his wife

You ungrateful asshole. My bf might be fighting for your freedom and you’re here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. If a war comes to our country, we’re not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuck up of a human being.

Your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he’s a scumbag, which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son

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The fool taunts the hungry dogs but the dogs have their day and the fool becomes a feast

your girl boutta be the feast soon as you get deployed boot boy

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sonicthehedgegod:

remember that time they legit tried to have a gritty loony tunes reboot

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this can’t be real

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it is

What’s Iron Man doing in it

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orangekrake:

chefpyro:

triggerman-gray:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

So apparently Monster Hunter World blocks me from using the title “KO Queen” by locking the word Queen behind an extremely arbitrary and tedious challenge

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You really out here telling a hammer main to hit the head

Flash bombs, remove the tail and break the wings

Source: vengeance on the floral bitch for the ass whoopings inflicted upon me by the 4u version

You really out here telling a hammer main to cut the tail

Use weapon, hit monster, do damage


Source: Over 1000 dead monsters

Finally a real pro in this thread

silver-tongues-blog:

I feel like it’s somewhat poetic that the last meme of 2019 is about bringing all the memes back just one last time before the decade ends. Never before have I seen Tumblr come together as much as they are now. Everyone is reblogging their favorite posts and posting their favorite memes in reference to the closing decade. As wild and terrible and beautiful as the internet has been during these last ten years, seeing all the jokes that have come and gone fills me with a sense of nostalgia. That’s the last major thought that I want to get out before the new year. It’s been a wild ride but I’m excited to see what the new decade will bring

im not like other girls

silver-tongues-blog:

I scream

i have fingerless gloves

I bite

I pretend to be dead when scared

i’m immune to rabies

I keep the tick population in check

I sleep hanging upsidedown by my tail

im the only north american marsupial

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(via @itsbenedict)

direhuman:

me explaining to the other trainers that apricorns are unknown outside of Johto because of deliberate suppression by the Silph and Devon corporations to present artificial pokeballs as the only means of capturing pokemon and establish regional monopolies after they eliminate renewable sources

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eternalfarnham replied to your post

you’re in the pocket of Big Ball, I see

there’s no pocket for me to BE in, there’s no LOBBYING involved, there’s no SUPPRESSION campaign because you don’t need one! traditional methods suppress themselves when you make modern pokéballs available. you might as well start accusing AT&T of deliberately suppressing the noble traditional art form of the goddamn semaphore.

not to mention OP demonstrates a total lack of understanding of the market realities of the pokéball industry- Silph and Devon are not monopolies, if they weren’t in constant competition their magic monster domination spheres wouldn’t cost two bucks a pop. the ball spec is a public standard, and Bill Masaki’s storage system based on that standard is an open-source project. they’re only the two largest players because they’re able to leverage economies of scale. you still get smaller operations like the Laverre City Poké Ball Factory, with better regional supply chains and local brand recognition, making room for themselves in the market. 

sm FUCKING h at y’all granola-crunching conspiracy theorists. you probably also believe Super Potions cause autism.

Ok, but it is a shame that artisanal balls are basically off the market now. Like, you have to ride the monorail and hike through a half dozen routes just to find someone willing to sell you a Fast Ball. Believe me, when your boss at the power plant needs five Electrodes by Tuesday you are not going to want to make the trip to Alola; you’re going to head on down to the Mart and get some Ultra Balls, which will do the trick but aren’t well tailored to the job.

I’m with you that modern catching techniques are better, not to mention more humane, but there genuinely is a loss from more niche balls becoming harder to find. Maybe someday the long slowpoketail of consumer demand will be met, but I wouldn’t hold my breath for that Shellder.

In universe discourse is the most RIVETING shit possible, dude. I would read HOURS of in universe Pokemon discourse, god, seriously.

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toastpotent:

chromeedome:

Transformers emojis for your server. Free to use, no credit.

Don’t ever ask me for anything ever again.

love wins

neil cicierega utopia

colossalfauna:
“a twitter request that got a liiiitle carried away
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colossalfauna:

a twitter request that got a liiiitle carried away