Silver Tongue

static-testament:

ladyallo:

fucktheflagandfuckyou:

fucktheflagandfuckyou:

i hate this fucking website because every time this appears

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my stupid shitfuck idiot brain immediately screams

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Tumblr mobile really enhances the experience of this post

I tried pressing the reblog button on the picture

tafferling:

bewareofdragon:

arsanatomica:

I’ve always found the lifecycle in aliens to be really cool, and I wish it was used in fiction more.

The real life variations that plants take with their multiple adult forms should be explored more in fictional creatures.

Other places to see my posts:
INSTAGRAM / FACEBOOK / ETSY / KICKSTARTER

“xenomorphs are ferns” is a wild take, but one I could get behind. 

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That’s some good content right there. 

adurot:

bythevay:

adurot:

bythevay:

callmekaza:

bythevay:

crc-commandalore-cody:

summerseachild:

bythevay:

wolfy22bookie:

galaxy-of-fools:

bythevay:

wandsmith:

galaxy-of-fools:

Poe: *cradling BB-8 like a newborn baby and cooing at him softly*

K-2SO: *sprinting past, carrying Cassian over his shoulders like a sack of potatoes while Cassian screams*

R2D2: waging a one droid war with burning oil and tasers*

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I have around 100 screenshots of your posts that I wanted to draw and now I am doing it!

oh my fuckign god it fumickng happened again

But, but… where is IG-11 carrying Grogu and spanking Imperial asses?

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Ask and ya shall recieve

This post is great and all but there’s some Chopper erasure going on.

@galaxy-of-fools this just keeps happening to you, doesn’t it XD

oh yeah and Chopper’s got two blasters and he’s spinning wildly while trash talking all the Imps.

( @bythevay )

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Chopper erasure is inacceptable

What about BD-1? We all know that droid is down to fight anything. Especially if it’s to help Cal

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@galaxy-of-fools

I assume C3P0 is just curled up in the fetal position sobbing uncontrollably as this goes on around him.

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@adurot

Yes! Yeeeeeeeeeessssssssssss!

astraldemise:

astraldemise:

just found out that stoats hunt twice the size of them like rabbits by aggressively and eccentrically dancing around it with their little slinky rigatoni bodies so it can confuse the absolute fuck out of its prey until it can get close enough to jump on its back like some shadow of the colossus shit and take it down

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oh my god its called the weasel war dance and they just go off the shits apeshit little animals

battlships:

huffylemon:

My favorite thing about working in medicine is I know every single one of those nurses is hoping to see the video of dan getting kicked in the balls. They’re gonna be so proud.

tamberella:

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Pokemon (but very big)

likkrit:

exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear:

the-golden-ghost:

exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear:

truantdisposition:

*pronounces “champagne” like “lasagne”*

do Not

*Pronounces “lasagne” like “champagne”*

do NOT

honnêtement ce post est probablement vraiment drôle en anglais mais je l'ai automatiquement lu en français et ça fait aucune fucking différence

thoracs:

pixelatedrhythm:

thoracs:

y’know what they call a fortnite burger with cheese in paris?

Battle Royale with Cheese

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