The relative velocity of memes is zero

Evidence

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conclusion: we ended the decade relatively at the same spot as we started and memes never change in the end

gayarsonist:

gayarsonist:

forget best posts of the decade, what’s the WORST tumblr post of the decade?

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okay actually you know what the sheer irony of this response is better than any joke i could make

mosticonicposts:

splendidland:

my idea for a new disney world ride. please signal boost this so that this ride can be at disney world.

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mosticonicposts:
“ pesky-plumbers:
“ grawly:
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“ tremendouslysizzlingsandwich:
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“ unyielding–justice:
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“ graffyn-guy:
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“ treaclethetortoise:
“ pesky-plumbers:
“ graffyn-guy:
“The...

mosticonicposts:

pesky-plumbers:

grawly:

pesky-plumbers:

tremendouslysizzlingsandwich:

pesky-plumbers:

unyielding–justice:

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graffyn-guy:

pesky-plumbers:

treaclethetortoise:

pesky-plumbers:

graffyn-guy:

The funniest part of this, to me, is that they didn’t use the “G” in Super Mario Galaxy? 

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There is no war in Ba Sing Se

The Moon landing was faked

Major words in Mario games have never used a G

please stop bringing attention to my mistakes i already feel terrible

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What about the H in Super Mario Sunshine? @pesky-plumbers

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@pesky-plumbers
what about the F from Mario Golf?
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y in mario party

this one is actually justified so kiss my fucking ass ok the Y is from Mario Teaches Typing

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your ass tryina 1-up me like everyone else but you failed uwu

there was a g in this one too tho

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warpedpuppeteer:

goawfma:

this the dopest thing i’ve seen in  a while

One of my favourite Youtube videos to watch is by Corridor Crew. They have this series of VFX react videos where they give great insights into what vfx artists do. It’s fantastic. 

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brigwife:

brigwife:

I don’t know what it is about Star Wars but even if it’s not your biggest fandom, it still has the funniest memes by a long shot I mean “look at all the fucks i give anakin” and “your poncho is a piece of junk” and anakin hates sand it’s all just 1000% pure class

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YOU CAN’T BEAT THIS SHIT

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And my new favorite:

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how could you forget

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swolerbear:

queeranarchism:

gahdamnpunk:

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Cops are the foot-soldiers of capital. In any part of the world.

ACAB

Also, love how the firefighters seem at best mildly annoyed because like, toxic gas? literally their job and they’re dressed for it. Try again, piggies.

ALL! COPS! ARE! BASTARDS!

poise:

poise:

if your bones are wet then you’re alive, but if they’re dry then you’re dead

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coroners hate them! area teen revived yet again through the power of the water cycle

thestuffedalligator:

All the weird misinterpretations and revisions of Russian history aside, Anastasia is one of my favourite movies because its plot structure is so fucking weird

It’s a period piece romance. That’s cool, that’s all well and good, except that on the sidelines there’s an undead warlock who’s trying so hard to kill the protagonist, but all in ways that the protagonist either doesn’t notice or doesn’t accept as supernatural

And it isn’t a twist! The audience knows about the warlock! The warlock has a villain song! The warlock is one of the principal characters! But the protagonist spends 95% of the movie completely unaware of the warlock, and just spends the entirety of the movie doing period piece romance things while being repeatedly inconvenienced by the warlock until the climax, when the protagonist has to very suddenly

  1. Acknowledge the existence of the warlock
  2. Acknowledge the existence of the supernatural
  3. See some real-ass goddamn magic
  4. Kill the warlock

I have never seen a movie with a plot structure like this before, and I don’t think I’ll see one like it ever again. It’s like an adaptation of Pride and Prejudice that turns Lady Catherine into a vampire who’s just repeatedly trying to drink Lizzy’s blood, but Lizzy doesn’t even notice until the climax whereupon she stuffs Lady Catherine’s mouth with garlic and cuts off her head (an adaptation I would kill to see, by the way). There are two completely different genres playing out at the same time, and one of them is trying to kill the other

Anyways that’s why the stage musical is bad, thank you and good night