stephendann:

pianopadawan:

forcedintostarwars:

At the age of 19 Padme Amidala was the queen of a planet and had already saved her people from total crisis

At the age of 19 Anakin Skywalker was married and a general in a galaxy wide war and was considered to be one of the most powerful Jedi in history 

At the age of 19 Leia Organa was a senator in the imperial senate as well as a leader and spy for the Rebellion

At the age of 19 Luke was making vroom vroom noises with his toy planes 

I love him so much

Reblog if you empathize with Luke

At Luke’s age of 19, Uncle Owen established the longest record of holding back the tidal forces of Skywalker bullshit, besting the previous record of 22 minutes set by Obi Wan Kenobi

gunsandfireandshit:

toastpotent:

from what i can tell bartending is like the adult version of making potions from random things you find in your house/backyard

Potion of make you fall down

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

Lucretia had definitely had taako’s elderflower macarons before the candlenights episode like they’re one of his signature recipes and she had loved them for 100 years 

BUT she also knew that they were his own, secret recipe that no-one else knew so she was like ‘hmm ok if i eat one i have to be sure to react like i’ve never had one of my favourite macarons before, if he thinks i’ve had them before he’ll get suspicious, ok Lucretia just… act… natural’ 

& long story short that’s why ‘hot diggity shit that is a baller cookie’

Lucretia, mentally: nailed it

Taako: haha the whole recipe is in my book!!

Lucretia: …

Lucretia: this pretense has been wholly unnecessary 

*later*

Lucretia: *leafing through a newly purchased copy of taako’s cookbook trying to commit to memory which of his recipes she can and cannot admit familiarity with* okay okay okay this is fine okay

*still later*

Lucretia, sweating: *pointing at recipe for a dish taako made almost every week on the starblaster* hey taako… this looks… good… could you make it??

Taako, drinking a milkshake, only half listening: do i look like i work for free

Magnus: why don’t you just make it yourself there’s instructions right there

Lucretia: um

Taako: the director’s a terrible cook

Lucretia, panicking: how do you… know that..

Taako: i can smell it on you

cerulean-tea:

*let’s see how far we’ve come by matchbox 20 starts playing* 🥩 HS EPILOGUE SPOILERS!! 🍭

highcylon:

j-steinman:

irlsuccubus:

Who the fuck ripped this fat vape at silent hill I’m trying to find my dead wife

teathattast:

littlereyofsunlight:

obscure-tv-reference:

somecutething:

Fat Fred

(via Dahlcat)

el gato mas gordo 

Fat Fred is not up for adoption but we do have smaller models available

Motherfucker ultimate

chance4choice:

“Is tha-“

“Exodia The Forbidden one? Yes it is.”

“Is he wearing th-“

“The Chanel Boots? Yes he is.”

hannahp0calypse:

dentiuschestus:

moments from final fingers ass hours

the final fingers in his ass sunday of the decade

vivaciousarcanist:

sans-smashbros:

gayarsonist:

so glad illumination hasnt picked up on this live action remake trend because seeing a minion rendered in photorealistic cgi might just be the one thing capable of breaking me

YOU. THIS IS YOUR FAULT.

out of all the movies theyve done that is probably the worst to have live action

mikachu1122:

mors-moon:

This chair is for the Gays only and yall know it

I NEED THIS IMMEDIATELY