Silver Tongue

dwarcthedoctor:

The Doctor: The Wonderbolts, eh? Andiamo then!

saccharinecyanide:
“Brazilian sandwich, or something…
”
I was there.

saccharinecyanide:

Brazilian sandwich, or something…

I was there.

sirphilliam:
“mikey-crossing:
“ gaygayslider:
“ stitchesnstones:
“ kalexbd:
“ spinepile:
“ THIS JUST CAME IN SHIPMENT TODAY AT WORK. FOUR. MORE. DAYS. So closeeeeeeee
”
I had no plans to scream today but after seeing this……
”
jesus how could you work...

sirphilliam:

mikey-crossing:

gaygayslider:

stitchesnstones:

kalexbd:

spinepile:

THIS JUST CAME IN SHIPMENT TODAY AT WORK. FOUR. MORE. DAYS. So closeeeeeeee

I had no plans to scream today but after seeing this……

jesus how could you work knowing that’s in stock omfg

why are you not trying to smuggle one out

tbh I would omf^^^

EUGHEGUGUEHEGuEGhueguehghegthtjhcfyj 

I think I just jizzed myself.

I want to be mad but it’s so damn funny!

I want to be mad but it’s so damn funny!

fiddlemod:
“youobviouslyloveoctavia:
“ “ I know how much you hate applejack so I made her child when shipped with sweetiebot.
” ”
I approve of this.

fiddlemod:

youobviouslyloveoctavia:

I know how much you hate applejack so I made her child when shipped with sweetiebot.

:/

I approve of this. <3

Thank you.

I’m an idiot…

18 months at this school and I just found out tumblr wasn’t blocked… also there are only 3 days of school left…

stormrunner99:
“doghai:
you would never guess im bi with the way I act, this is so very true
”
Not even my best friends can guess my sexual orientation.

stormrunner99:

doghai:

you would never guess im bi with the way I act, this is so very true

Not even my best friends can guess my sexual orientation.

(( Your grandma sounds awesome.))

She is

just learned my grandmother hurt herself again

This time it was rapid rafting. she hurt her ass, but she’s okay.

best-of-funny:

akupitiyo:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

reclusivewanker:

m-ignon:

dreamboatsandtrenchcoats:

Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus

Half of our generation wouldn’t even understand that

yes you are right the thousands of notes on this post prove how ignorant our generation is. only you are intelligent. you are the chosen one.

only real Ancient Greek kids would understand

reblog if ur a tru 650BC kid

X

Pffft.. You probably don’t even remember the Trojan war…