Silver Tongue

vriska-ler:

“women aren’t allowed to—”

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“women shouldn’t/can’t ___ because periods”

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“men are biologically better than women at—”

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“only men can/should—”

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“it’s not ladylike to—”

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“you’re not a real woman if you don’t—”

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“men are dominant and superior—”

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“women have to—”

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“she’s a slut/whore/trashy woman because she likes to have sex”

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“she asked for it/it was her fault for—”

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“women should wear—”

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Only men can … peoduce sperm. Check mate women.

Going blind for a bit and passing out in the bathroom is not fun.

Believe me.

Had a race today on my way home

Went 80 on a 45. It was pure adrenaline.

I end fights by destroying everything they love
Me talking about minecrafy

sirphilliam:

srsishere:

browningtons:

osirass:

I turn 18 in eleven days oh man.

I turn 18 in like 2 months i’m scared 

I turn 18 in -22 months omg

I’m turning eighteen in three days 8D

I turn 18 in five months.

Goodnight

What it’s supposed to mean: “I’m going to sleep.”

What I mean: “I’m not coming out of my room for the rest of the night because I am surfing the interwebs.”

Anyone else agree?

Does anyone know the name of that one movie with chicken who could fly but he was actually just launched out of a cannon?

putuksstuff:

conspicuouslad:

artofthefez:

ashmonsterr-mod:

ask-jacob-b-nimbel:

tyleroakley:

buzzfeed:

George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans. 

George Takei is flawfree.

Basically an awesome human being, yes.

Reblogging again

Always reblog the Takei.

Oh my~

I’m only reblogging this for his faces. They make me laugh.

All of my yes

Monter… MONTER!!! TYYYYYPPPPOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!“

christhecreep:
“ of all the random fucking things to write into the earth to be seen from satellite
”
Go onto YouTube and search jokes with a guitar. Then you will understand.

christhecreep:

of all the random fucking things to write into the earth to be seen from satellite 

Go onto YouTube and search jokes with a guitar. Then you will understand.