vriska-ler:
“women aren’t allowed to—”

“women shouldn’t/can’t ___ because periods”

“men are biologically better than women at—”

“only men can/should—”

“it’s not ladylike to—”

“you’re not a real woman if you don’t—”

“men are dominant and superior—”

“women have to—”

“she’s a slut/whore/trashy woman because she likes to have sex”

“she asked for it/it was her fault for—”

“women should wear—”

Only men can … peoduce sperm. Check mate women.
Going blind for a bit and passing out in the bathroom is not fun.
Had a race today on my way home
Went 80 on a 45. It was pure adrenaline.
I end fights by destroying everything they love
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Me talking about minecrafy
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sirphilliam:
srsishere:
browningtons:
osirass:
I turn 18 in eleven days oh man.
I turn 18 in like 2 months i’m scared
I turn 18 in -22 months omg
I’m turning eighteen in three days 8D
I turn 18 in five months.
Goodnight
What it’s supposed to mean: “I’m going to sleep.”
What I mean: “I’m not coming out of my room for the rest of the night because I am surfing the interwebs.”
Anyone else agree?
Does anyone know the name of that one movie with chicken who could fly but he was actually just launched out of a cannon?
Monter… MONTER!!! TYYYYYPPPPOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!“
christhecreep:
of all the random fucking things to write into the earth to be seen from satellite
Go onto YouTube and search jokes with a guitar. Then you will understand.