I’m imploding.
I’m exploding.
I’m Jake
/flips table
I’m derailing this thread
Why do people care if an orphan dies? It’s not like they have a family to mourn.
I would be…
The Pirate: Watches the show second-hand on Youtube after someone uploads it, stays loyal to their ship and steers clear of any dramatic fandom naval battles.
I am an analyzer.
