silver-tongues-blog:

5: Listen up cumslut

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Originally posted by ikiwed

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Originally posted by tomryansstudio

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Originally posted by diamonds-and-froot

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grettir-dun:

endminx:

highfunctioningfool:

Originally posted by allgeekmemes

I have to reblog this every time because frankly this is absolutely genius prose

calloutnevvegas:

prokopetz:

You wouldn’t think that flamingoes are extremophiles just from looking at them. It’s like somebody tried to build the vertebrate equivalent of that fungus that lives inside nuclear reactors, and ended up with a gangly pink dinosaur with a spoon for a face.

For everyone in the comments asking how flamingos are extremophiles:

Flamingos can survive in low oxygen, high altitude, high temperatures, low temperatures, high alkaline, they can and will drink boiling water and they can be completely frozen at night and still get up the next morning

Don’t fuck with flamingos

@pembrokewkorgi is asscat the flamingo immortal?

askfallenroyalty:

batcemetery:

gold-kushkloudz:

im sorry but

secretladyspider:

katy-l-wood:

bananas-andstuff:

Support Stewart Semple and his quest to keep color in the public domain

New feud! New feud! New Feud!

I am HERE for this

swthememewars:

lgbtunis:

alcoholicanarchist:

charlesczerny:

Jesus was a carpenter in his youþ and ðerefore his physique would not be ðat of a Twink, þanks for coming to my ted talk

i agree with you but you have to stop trying to bring back the thorn and eth

samarasweaving:

Incorrect The Mandalorian Quotes