laserbobcat:

I doodled a minotaur cleric, I’d like to play him! He would give healing hugs and pummel fiends with is bare fists

beetledrink:

dorkery:

accio-shitpost:

my girlfriend wanted more than the amount of children you can adopt in skyrim so she taught herself how to mod it so that you could adopt them all, and uploaded it to a skyrim modding community so other likeminded player could utilize her code.

months later, an update was added to skyrim that was basically her code, verbatim, lifted directly from the mod, without credit or even permission. this made her so angry that she, at age seventeen, booked a flight to maryland, went to bethesda headquarters and demanded to see todd himself to yell at him.

of course, she was immediately denied this request and escorted out of the building because she was a scary six foot seventeen year old canadian lesbian who had flown all the way to yell at a man who probably had no idea her code was stolen, but she is still legitimately, 100% furious with him to this day

i fucking love her.

FACE YOUR CRIMES, HOWARD

i’ve long since retired from collecting fake internet stories but this stands out in my mind as one that’s just so bold faced and iconic because at no point in skyrim was there an update that allowed you to adopt more than 2 children. i love this post

harleyclaires-deactivated202107:

a buncha kidswap designs i made 🥺🥺🥺

roach-works:

ashelia-daydream-weaver:

memeclassheroes:

florida man is really living

guys there’s video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9x1TRbeC_0

Commission for @breawycker

special-support-section:

avpdghosts:

*accidentaly vents to friend* great now i can never speak to them again

thecottageinthedark:

brightwanderer:

….. Ea-Nasir is that YOU

HE’S IMMORTAL

nonbinaryhollis:

zelda-guru-momi:

slugbo:

if you observe the elves in rudolph the red nosed raindeer, you’ll notice this:

the elf men have very large noses, and are all bald, while the elf women have smaller noses and wavy blonde hair.

now. we already know hermey the elf is a twink. however i’d like to offer up a second piece of information:

hermey, though a man, exhibits a small nose and wavy blonde hair. did you guess it yet?

hermey is trans

TBH I’m just glad he lives in a trans friendly society in which the only reason people thought he was odd was because he wanted to be a dentist.

prokopetz:

Stupid video game tricks that will never not be hilarious:

• Walking up to baddies without reaction because you skipped their activation trigger, especially if their idle animation is super janky because the player was never meant to see it up close
   
  
• Brute forcing a wall-clip by going so fast that your hitbox blips from one side of the wall to the other between frames, so as far as the game is concerned you never actually intersected the wall
   
  
• Making a jump you’re not really supposed to be able to make by contriving to self-inflict a huge quantity of damage so that the knockback propels you where you want to go
   
  
• Evading the boss’s giant fuck-you attack by doing nothing, by virtue of the fact that there’s an easily exploitable gap in the attack’s hurtbox that the boss’s designers overlooked
   
  
• Literally anything that triggers the same voice clip repeatedly
  

finishing a quest before even talking to the NPC to start it

noppokun:

Are you mad that I get more pussy than you?