Silver Tongue

batscatsandrobins:

justlikeminecraft:
flootzavut:
ikariyuiofficial:
pinkcheesegreenghost:
otsitsyataka:
gahdamnpunk:
An error? Is this even legal??
35 YEARS FOR A NON VIOLENT DRUG OFFENSE
Fuck you, America’s criminal justice system
This is heartbreaking 💔
his name is Matthew Charles
Ways you can help:
Donate to the GoFundMe raising money for Matthew’s legal costs.
Sign the Change.org petition asking for clemency (though the efficacy of this is sorely debated)
This is awful.
hey guys, it already worked.
Wow it’s rare to see posts like this with a happy ending.

gardevoir:

gardevoir:
gardevoir:
last fingers in his ass sunday of the decade is coming up
its coming

kingofthehilltoday:

kingofthehilltoday:
It’s energy sword sunday I tell you h’what.
Last energy sword sunday of the decade I tell you h'what

hyperazraphael:

somewhatlargerobot:
Me: *scrolling past this* Like I’m gonna live to 23.
My brain: You’re 28, dumbass.
Me:

It always creeps me out…

frontyardigan:

therealeovaldez:
phoneticfrenetic:
crowley-for-king:
…that no matter
how close
you get
the pupil
seems to
devour light
like a black hole
it reflects no light
That’s because the pupil is literally a hole in the iris that lets light enter the retina. No light is reflected by the pupil because it is either absorbed directly into the tissues of the eye, or it is absorbed after it is refracted around the inside of the eye.
Then black holes are merely the eyes of the universe
Whoa

bobacupcake:

happy snomidays

damnwyverngems:

Wiggler + Palico cosplay by zancats spotted in the wild!
By Zan Cats

gay-deerboy:

localcreature-feature006:
borderlineinsanity413:
dinocookiecat:
mythical-bxtch:
doodlemeimpressed:
dimini:
upbeathatt:
notrichietozier:
oppa-homeless-style:
feazelbal:
hairpoofs:
queenieeegoldstein:
press f to pay respects
this is so sad alexa play what’s new pussycat
this is so sad alexa play what’s new pussycat
this is so sad alexa play what’s new pussycat
this is so sad alexa play what’s new pussycat
this is so sad alexa play what’s new pussycat
this is so sad alexa play what’s new pussycat
this is so sad alexa play what’s new pussycat
this is so sad alexa play it’s not unusual
This is so sad alexa play what’s new pussycat
This is so sad Alexa play what’s new pussycat
This is so sad alexa play what’s new pussycat
This is so sad alexa unplug the god damn jukebox

excellent-monster-girl-ideas:

excellent-monster-girl-ideas:
fallentitan98:
excellent-monster-girl-ideas:
If monster girls/boys ever became real, posts on /r/relationships would include species along with age and sex.
“My (M21 Human) girlfriend (F22 Lamia) keeps shedding all over the house. How do I tell her that’s my fetish without being weird?”
“Dude what the fuck that is INCREDIBLY WEIRD. And I (Human M26) like how my wife (Dragon F240) cooks. Also don’t come at me with that age difference, dragons live longer then humans it’s just natural and we’re okay with that.”
‘My (Human M23) wife (Cowfolk F26) wants to breastfeed me, but I’m not sure how comfortable I am with that. Her milk tastes fine, but it just seems… weird to me. What should I do?”
Top comment with Reddit Gold: “TOUCH THE COW DO IT NOW”

my (140 f vampire) husband (24 m human) keeps saying he wants the succ and its gotten old real fast. how do i politely tell him hes not funny?