egirl-tgirl:

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The Cyberpunk 2077 launch just keeps on giving huh

tiktoksthataregood:

fun fact! the best solution for dealing with grease fire is to slide the lid onto the pan or pot. If its like this fire and isnt in a pan, pour baking soda on it. VERY IMPORTANT! DO NOT USE BAKING POWDER, THAT WILL MAKE IT WORSE! You need to use baking SODA

azunaland:

smegma-factory:

Can’t believe they hyped up cyberpunk for 2077 years and apparently you don’t even get to fuck keeanu reeves or see his cock or anything?

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kineticpenguin:

kineticpenguin:

It is increasingly obvious that most people have no idea how to indicate an illness is slowly killing someone without making them cough up blood. Doesn’t matter what it is or if it has anything to do with your respiratory system, if you’re dying, you’re coughing up blood.

Writers found out about tuberculosis and were like “damn this slaps” and we’ve been stuck with it ever since

annamouglalis:
“ conformi:
“F. Javier Gutiérrez. The Ring 3, 2017
VS
Jean-Léon Gérôme, Truth coming from the well armed with her whip to chastise mankind, 1896
”
ok yea…..
”

annamouglalis:

conformi:

F. Javier Gutiérrez. The Ring 3, 2017
VS
Jean-Léon Gérôme, Truth coming from the well armed with her whip to chastise mankind, 1896

ok yea…..

spiroandthelacktones:

napcaster-mage:

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good. starve

I wish all landlords a very death

gendzl:
“thatlittleegyptologist:
“thoodleoo:
“i know basically nothing about hieroglyphs but what i can tell all of you is that this particular glyph is shaped like a Friend. thank you for coming to my tedtalk
”
#i think this is an F-glyph?...

gendzl:

thatlittleegyptologist:

thoodleoo:

i know basically nothing about hieroglyphs but what i can tell all of you is that this particular glyph is shaped like a Friend. thank you for coming to my tedtalk

#i think this is an F-glyph? egyptologist friends let me know if im talking out my ass

Yes it’s the ‘horned viper’ sign (Gardiner sign I9) and most commonly used to write the masculine first person personal pronoun ‘he/him/his’ as =f 

Here is a real one!

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It’s venomous, and the venom can cause hemorrhaging, but still friend shaped if you’re into bitey friends

my pronouns are he/him/his (venomous)

afacelesschampion:

The road to salvation begins tonight. Right now.

CONSTANTINE (2005) dir. Francis Lawrence

God i cannot stress how much i love tilda swintond preformance as gabriel.