birdie-n-stars:

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ヒバニーとバドさま

askfallenroyalty:

turbobyakuren:

turbobyakuren:

turbobyakuren:

i have a hot take about vine and tik tok if you allow me

vine’s entire concept was “show don’t tell” while tik tok’s entire concept is “tell don’t show”

might risk sounding like an Old Fart but i want to elaborate what i mean:

sometimes i will see Tiktoks that are just people talking to a camera about a thing that happened to them and then at the end… won’t even show the thing they’re talking about. they’re just talking to a camera. that or the few staged jokes take waaaaaay too much time to get to the punchline, and the punchline isn’t even funny (and the acting is bad)

meanwhile on vine, you only had 7 seconds, and in 7 seconds you could have anything happen, and a dude said “back at it at krispy kreme” and did backflips and kicked out a sign in his final flip and the video just cut with no explanation, and it was the greatest vine on earth

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

Alters ur mind with psychic rays

All I can do is make you crave cheese

but im american. i already crave cheese

askfallenroyalty:

georgeboleyn-againstovertime:

lacefuneral:

thetroublesofbeingtrans:

link to original tweet

anyway shout out to transhet men and transhet people in general. you’re amazing and you didn’t “betray” anyone or “abandon” anyone or “become the enemy” - you deserve love, respect, and happiness

Trans men have been demonized completely by the very community that’s sposed to protect an love them.

commievoltie:

Well, I trust them. I am sure they have a great track record.

tokidokifish:

tokidokifish:

i cannot get over at this newsstory. i CANNOT. i cannot believe that they paid someone to write a story about how people aren’t having children in the middle of a global pandemic that cost MILLIONS of people their jobs. this is the stupidest fucking thing i’ve ever seen!! do they think people are just sitting at home like “well can’t find any new series to binge, might as well have a fucking baby! that’s the next logical step, right?” i’m going to SCREAM.

the thrilling FUCKING sequel

cloysterbell:

cloysterbell:

enginaero:

cloysterbell:

If I walk into a Subway and ask them to make me a grilled cheese, do you think they’d do it?

Try phrasing it like “American cheese on six-inch Italian bread, toasted”

Good news:

Every time I think this post has died, someone brings it back and I am forced to relive possibly the worst sandwich I’ve ever eaten