Silver Tongue

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nothing compares to the calendar on this site. flat fuck friday. the halloween post that always shows up mid july. you see four anime girls and immediately know what day of the week it is. on the ides of march we all wake up and clown on some guy who got stabbed two thousand years ago. last week we celebrated down with cis day. I can’t wait for ever given and nov 5th anniversary memes. anyways have a lovely neil banging out the tunes day

I was talking about a quilt piece I’d made that has sort of a squished shark on it and I was like “this is for sure a candidate for flat fuck friday” and the people I was talking to gave me a WEIRD look and I had to be like… “Does? Twitter not do flat fuck friday? What about out of touch thursday? REALLY? How do you know what day it is? Is it wednesday my dudes?????”

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these seem to be the most widely accepted weekly holidays <3

I’m a big fan of Wednesday Wednesday, but I think that only happens in the corner of tumblr that includes @pangur-and-grim

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hit it, Neil!

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LITERALLY the most Lynch thing i’ve seen

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I am DYING to know what their parents are like that their kids all turned out like this

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Just when they thought they had one problem solved, another begins XD

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The End!!

well not really just the end of this little prologue thing XD now you know how it started

you know what trope never gets old? when someone sees something important in the newspaper and quickly hands it to someone else to see and the person they handed it to reads an unrelated article or even an advertisement 

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Chik-fil-le sandwich

INGREDIENTS:


4 hamburger buns, split


1 head green leaf lettuce, leaves separated


1 beefsteak tomato, sliced


20 dill pickle slices


FOR THE CHICKEN


2 boneless, skinless chicken breasts


1 cup dill pickle juice


1 ½ cups milk, divided


1 cup peanut oil


1 large egg


½ cup all-purpose flour


1 tablespoon confectioners’ sugar


Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, to taste

DIRECTIONS:


Place a chicken breast on a cutting board. With your hand flat on top of it, carefully slice the chicken in half horizontally. Trim excess fat as needed.


In a large shallow baking dish, combine chicken, pickle juice and ½ cup milk; marinate for at least 30 minutes. Drain well.


Heat peanut oil in a large skillet over medium high heat.


In another large shallow baking dish, whisk together remaining 1 cup milk and egg. Stir in chicken to coat and drain excess milk mixture.


In a gallon size Ziploc bag or large bowl, combine chicken, flour and confectioners’ sugar; season with salt and pepper, to taste.


Working in batches, add chicken to the skillet and cook until evenly golden and crispy, about 4-5 minutes. Transfer to a paper towel-lined plate.


Serve chicken immediately on burger buns with green leaf lettuce, tomato and pickles.

Also if y’all are interested, I have the copycat recipes for the Frosted Lemonade and the Chicken Nuggets

https://www.tablespoon.com/recipes/copycat-chick-fil-a-nuggets/2b483ee0-a13e-4a3f-bf0b-9b26099c6e24

https://cincyshopper.com/copycat-chick-fil-a-frosted-lemonade/

^^^

If you like their food, this post will help you not fund them anymore.

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if i had a dollar for every pixel in this image i’d have 15 cents

if i had a dollar for every ounce of rage i felt in my body after i read this comment i would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

actually I did the math, they would have $225, not $0.15

sis i’m right here….

if i had a dollar i would buy a can of soda :)

while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

sorry i only have a dollar

:(

hey I just realized my friend Vriska is right, they would have $22500 not $225

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^my friend Vriska

if i had $22,500 i would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

You can buy anything you want with $22500

yeah and they want soda and apply juice

apply juice to what

directly to the forehead