Silver Tongue

demilypyro:

Mickey Mouse is just a stage name, his real name is Michael Rodent but his agent didn’t think that would be as marketable

Did Minerva have to go by minnie before or after they got married?

xxtc-96xx:

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blame this ask, it tempted me XD

what if Huey had some of that genius mewtwo tendencies showing out of the blue

cutepilled:

girlspiece:

yimra:

girlspiece:

“american psycho was directed by a woman” i say bluntly to the funny man talking me down. his face curls up immediately and he starts sobbing, falling to the ground, shaking and crying profusely. win for the tumblr girl.

“The book it’s from was written by a gay man” I add

said sobbing man is homophobic, so this sends him into a spiral of uncontrolled anguish that cannot be reversed.

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What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab?

Anonymous

katjohnadams:

techplanetlife:

Invisible Rube Goldberg machine👀
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this is the best use of a solid with the same defraction as water *ever*

dominiqueramsey-art:

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background warm up with this lil man

shubbabang:

true story time