dragon-in-a-fez:

surprisedentistry:

my cat Meatball’s hanukkah sweater started kinda coming off, so my girlfriend went to fix it, and as she did so she said to him, in her most tender and maternal voice, “aww, is your shirt coming off? whore”

the first five words of this post alone contain so much storytelling

artificial-lust:

every tumblr user: despite the fact that no one views or cares about my blog, i will continue to spend the majority of my life updating it

dingdongyouarewrong:

cheeseanonioncrisps:

dingdongyouarewrong:

do you ever read a ‘callout post’ where the summary on top is like ‘they EAT BABIES and RUN A COFFEE SHOP FOR MURDERERS and they HATE GAY PEOPLE’ and then you scroll down and actually read the post and it’s like, they posted about lamb chops once, they work at starbucks and one time someone who killed someone had a coffee at that starbucks, and they made a ‘fruit (derogatory)’ joke once

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i love this post because there are all these tags in the reblogs referencing at least six different tumblr users and saying ‘oh clearly OP is referring to [person i’ve never heard of before]’ which should be telling

jooshcraft:

unknownknights-blog:

elsas:

this is still….so funny

It was

Great thing about this episode is they blew the whole VFX budget for the season and basically the entire music budget on Tainted Love and Toxic that it resulted in cheaper effects and a cheaper score for the rest of the season and they really didn’t have to do that.

livingdeadpoetssociety:

romcommunist:

i am very pro “love is the most important thing to put into your cooking” but also. please season your shit

Love is stored in the garlic powder.

adurot:

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Good thing he’s not wearing the red pants.

ghostfacekill-monger:

teakturn:

ghostfacekill-monger:

Am I tripping or do people who think they’re getting microchipped by vaccine have like…a heightened sense of self importance?

What makes you think the government is trying to track you specifically, friend? You don’t leave your house.

Their SSN and Birth Certificate: 👁👄👁

Their cell phones with GPS and unsecure web browser:

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The various cameras and facial recognition software

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rex-the-shepherd:

stripemetall:

browningtons:

twitch is wild

I see people use FaceRig just right

This shit isn’t edited after the stream, I hope you know.