im glad tumblr doesn’t have a verified feature because it means whenever a comany wants their own url they have to snipe somebody elses blog to get it and it always creates such a huge backlash on here that whatever the brand was hoping to accomplish on tumblr becomes impossible due to the unfiltered hostility emanating from the userbase
remember when the new x files show came out and fox sniped the most followed xfiles blog on tumblr’s url, alienating a huge chunk of their fanbase on this website until they were pressured into giving it back?
Batman: Alright, which one of you motherfuckers did it?
Tim Drake [chuckling]: Woah, Bruce, you doing good?
Batman: [untranscribable grumbling stutter; negative connotations] Shut the fuck up; which one of you did?
Jason Todd: Well, that very much depends on what the fuck you’re asking about.
Dick Grayson: Yeah, what he said, cuz honestly I’ve done like six things in the last four hours alone that could probably tempt that response.
Bat: Confess or I call Alfred in here, and he’ll make you tell me.
Tim: Nah. Nah, you’re bluffing! You wouldn’t dar–
Bat: Alfre–!
Tim [rapidly]: Me and Steph convinced Damien that petting zoos were like free yard sales for barn animals!
Bat: I’m sor–?! You did fucking what?!
Dick [rapidly]: No, no, that’s not it. The villains from the Silver Age that you thought disappeared didn’t. I just fight them alone and don’t tell you about it, because I don’t want you to break all of their bones.
Bat [startled]: Jesus Christ, I’m not that violent, am I?
Jason [rapidly]: Uhh, a little while ago, I replaced Two Face’s coin with an identical replica that’s weighted so that it will always land with the unscarred side face-up?
Bat [stunned]: Does that why we haven’t heard from him in, like, three months?
Tim: I painted all of Jason’s helmets blue.
Dick: And I replaced all of his guns with water pistols.
Jason: I replaced all of Tim’s coffee with decaf.
Tim [enraged]: You WHAT?!
Bat: Alright, enough, Jesus! I was asking which one of you told Superman that if he exposes more skin, he’ll get more sun radiation?! He’s out there in a fucking Speedo!
Dick [laughing]: Ooh yeah, that was me.
Bat [exasperated]: Right, great - come fix this!
Dick [cheeky]: Sounds to me like that ain’t a situation that needs fixing.
Bat [enraged, speaking through gritted teeth]: Now!
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
