1234567865432345342343464-deact:
uiruu:
cicadianrhythm:uiruu:hallowed be thy weenyou’re gonna hollow out my whatyour ween
cicadianrhythm:
uiruu:hallowed be thy weenyou’re gonna hollow out my what
hallowed be thy ween
you’re gonna hollow out my what
your ween
ruckuscauser:
I learned today that Scoobert Doo was designed to violate every Great Dane breed standard and I love that
princedrewwrites:
ponyo’s dad has the same gender vibes as howl but like. forty years and two mid-life crises later.
davestriderdickgrinder:
translation-john: hey let’s eat one of these carrots.dave: dude no! if jade catches us we’re done!john: oh, it’ll be fine.jade: hey! jade: what are you guys doing?![they ran away]i should make comics more often this shit goes hard man
translation-
john: hey let’s eat one of these carrots.
dave: dude no! if jade catches us we’re done!
john: oh, it’ll be fine.
jade: hey!
jade: what are you guys doing?!
[they ran away]
i should make comics more often this shit goes hard man
charlesoberonn:
charlesoberonn:fozby:charlesoberonn:Future Grandkid: Grandpa, what was it like when Obama was president?Me: Aah, yes… the Homestuck President.what the shit does that meanI see all of you people who had this post queue’d for 4/13. Good job.
fozby:charlesoberonn:Future Grandkid: Grandpa, what was it like when Obama was president?Me: Aah, yes… the Homestuck President.what the shit does that mean
fozby:
charlesoberonn:Future Grandkid: Grandpa, what was it like when Obama was president?Me: Aah, yes… the Homestuck President.what the shit does that mean
Future Grandkid: Grandpa, what was it like when Obama was president?Me: Aah, yes… the Homestuck President.
Future Grandkid: Grandpa, what was it like when Obama was president?
Me: Aah, yes… the Homestuck President.
what the shit does that mean
I see all of you people who had this post queue’d for 4/13. Good job.
crewdlydrawn:
glumshoe:glumshoe:[4th grader voice] “I have the shortest pencil!”[sounds of children snapping pencils into fragmented pieces] “no, now I have the shortest pencil!”[sounds of electric pencil sharpener go on for two minutes][brief pause as 9 year old examines how short his pencil has become][continued grinding sounds] May I introduce my 4th grader’s creation:
glumshoe:
glumshoe:[4th grader voice] “I have the shortest pencil!”[sounds of children snapping pencils into fragmented pieces] “no, now I have the shortest pencil!”[sounds of electric pencil sharpener go on for two minutes][brief pause as 9 year old examines how short his pencil has become][continued grinding sounds]
[4th grader voice] “I have the shortest pencil!”[sounds of children snapping pencils into fragmented pieces] “no, now I have the shortest pencil!”
[4th grader voice] “I have the shortest pencil!”
[sounds of children snapping pencils into fragmented pieces] “no, now I have the shortest pencil!”
[sounds of electric pencil sharpener go on for two minutes]
[brief pause as 9 year old examines how short his pencil has become]
[continued grinding sounds]
May I introduce my 4th grader’s creation:
you can't give up on him. you have to make him see that you still care about him and want him around.
askfallenroyalty: