Silver Tongue

uiruu:

cicadianrhythm:

uiruu:

hallowed be thy ween

you’re gonna hollow out my what

your ween

ruckuscauser:

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I learned today that Scoobert Doo was designed to violate every Great Dane breed standard and I love that

princedrewwrites:

ponyo’s dad has the same gender vibes as howl but like. forty years and two mid-life crises later.

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davestriderdickgrinder:

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john: hey let’s eat one of these carrots.

dave: dude no! if jade catches us we’re done!

john: oh, it’ll be fine.

jade: hey! 

jade: what are you guys doing?!

[they ran away]


i should make comics more often this shit goes hard man

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

fozby:

charlesoberonn:

Future Grandkid: Grandpa, what was it like when Obama was president?

Me: Aah, yes… the Homestuck President.

what the shit does that mean

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I see all of you people who had this post queue’d for 4/13. Good job.

crewdlydrawn:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

[4th grader voice] “I have the shortest pencil!”

[sounds of children snapping pencils into fragmented pieces] “no, now I have the shortest pencil!”

[sounds of electric pencil sharpener go on for two minutes]

[brief pause as 9 year old examines how short his pencil has become]

[continued grinding sounds]

May I introduce my 4th grader’s creation:

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you can't give up on him. you have to make him see that you still care about him and want him around.

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