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ok that has been enough historical events for at least the rest of the decade me thinks

ok maybe one more 👑 ⚰️ 🥳🥳🥳

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Everyone knows that Prince Phillip naturally crumbled to ash due to gravity.

memes you could absolutely show to a medieval peasant

#this was lil nas x’s birthday gift

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he’s been dead for like 4 months but then the remote controlled roller skates that were taking him around ran out of battery

somebody cut the strings tied to his wrists and ankles that they used to move him around like a marionette

xxtc-96xx:

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so in that obscure pokemon special from ‘97 Mew was sort of the host through it, and we get this glimpse of Mew….well, doing that XD ^

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now we know

glowbat:

glowbat:

its time.

its that time of the year again were I acknowledge I did read homestuck all the way through and still have fond memories abt it

crymonger:

i-was-today-years-old-when:

i found out that Robin Williams was paid $75,000 for voicing the Genie in Aladdin, which went on to gross over $504 million worldwide.

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Disney later sent him a late Picasso painting (estimated at the time to be worth $1 million) as a way of thanking him for his work.

Yeah and he was so furious about the way that disney treated him that he refused to accept the painting. Disney completely fucked him over because disney doesn’t care about anything other than making money.

Before he was scouted for aladdin he was working on a passion project (ferngully) when disney caught wind of the fact that a smaller animation studio had got comedian smash hit robbin williams. They tried at first to get him to only work on aladdin but robin refused to stop working on ferngully. Disney didn’t like that so they actively sabotaged the production of ferngully by doing things like renting out locations which the ferngully team had already paid to use, but nobody can turn down disney money.

There’s a good reason why robin refused to voice the genie in aladdin 2 or any of the videogames he appeared in. Fuck disney

he also specifically asked for them to not use his name in advertising but his role as the genie was the main advertising point

grimeclown:

eggtuna:

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Wow you know if this quarantine extends into next month then people are really gonna be h

Theyre really gonna be hom shdtk

This april 13th we’re all gonna be homeshryodksbfnftk

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Happy 2021 everyone

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jotaillustrator:
“cleromancy:
“ #i can’t decide if this bus is being supportive or threatening me
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A relevant thread

As I kept reading my eyes got wider and wider

this is absolutely amazing

…I’d love to see JK Rowling try to fucking explain that, I really would. I mean I’m sure she’d come up with something incredibly dumb and/or horrifically transphobic, but I think it’d be fun to watch her try and argue against herself

yebisu:
“flork-of-cows-unofficially:
“fountain
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Public Healthcare
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yebisu:

flork-of-cows-unofficially:

fountain

Public Healthcare

John 4:13: “Jesus replied, ‘Anyone who drinks this water will soon become thirsty again.”

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people tagging this post as homestuck are the funniest bitches on this earth

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