Maybe I’m weird but I do not understand dudes who propose and get turned down like….how did you not know she would say no? Like…are people asking out of the clear blue sky? Again, maybe this is abnormal, but my boyfriend and I have had many, many conversations about marriage. Deep conversations and also sleepy pillow talk where one of us whispers “Let’s get married.” and the other one is like “Heck yeah.” We’ve discussed who will take who’s name and the idea of public proposals and the style of rings we like. Maybe you’re not SUPPOSED to talk about all that but…it just seems like it shouldn’t be a total surprise. Like I want to be surprised about exactly when and where but, that’s the only thing I want to leave up to chance.
Like, I feel like if you had no idea your girl would say no, you aren’t ready for marriage anyways.
Your partner should know that a proposal is coming. The surprise and the touching part comes from the fact that they don’t know HOW.
So you mean to tell me that just by reblogging this I’m ruining an organizations plan, wasting them money, and uncovering some shitbag humans awful behaviour?
agent 47 disguising himself as a fat little german boy with a lollipop wearing a propeller beanie
47, your target is William Wonka
47. This next mission is a bit unorthodox. Your target is William Wonka, age unknown. Wonka is a widely known candy manufacturer, and just so happens to control 83% of the global chocolate trade, which as you may have guessed, is undesirable for our client. Intel on the target is relatively slim, however… Wonka has been secluded in his factory for decades—nobody ever goes in, nobody ever comes out. However, two weeks ago, he has placed five golden tickets inside randomly selected candy bars which will grant the holder access to a free tour of the mysterious factory… and access to Wonka himself. I hope you have a sweet tooth, 47, because you’ve got a golden ticket.
oh god it’s that time of the year again, so here are some quick reminders:
The content allowed on AO3 is legal according to American law. This is a sensible place to draw the line when your explicitly stated aim is to have a fanfiction site where the content is not subjected to random purges for obscure reasons
AO3 is run by a non-profit organisation. Nobody is making any money out of this, and when the donation drive goal is exceeded, excess money will go to running the site in the future and fighting potential legal battles for the right to create fanworks
It’s possible to donate to AO3 and various charities etc, stop acting as though every cent donated to AO3 is a cent taken from “people who need it more”
“Fiction affects reality” yes but the fiction that actually has a societal impact is the latest heteronormative, subtly racist, mass marketed drivel from Disney, not that one properly tagged incest PWP fic with 150 hits and 40 kudos on AO3
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
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