niedopalek:

what if all of your followers conspired against you, all of them in one discord server, saying “ok when he’s asleep we’re all gonna unfollow him” and then you wake up the next morning and you have 0 tumblr followers.

Finally I can start fresh without guilt

ilisher:
“ Pint-sized slasher : Origins .
god bless this vids: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6gBu2Zd7Bc
”

she-rando:

transpopuko:

transpopuko:

Hot take but schools shouldn’t have football at all

Football: *causes various injuries including head trauma just by playing the sport*

Schools: this is cool we should get our 15 year olds to play this in front of a screaming crowd and bribe them with scholarships

Football: *sets players up for nonstop head trauma*

School: Nice, let’s close down every other department (ESPECIALLY any arts) so we can funnel as much money as we can into our Kidz Bop Gladatorial Arenas

cornbreadfishncollardgreens:
“ novisitesestetumblr:
“ rad-dummy:
“ smis-happens:
“ mapsontheweb:
“You can walk in a straight line from Madrid to Shanghai without hitting a major body of water using Earth’s curvature.
”
Egg hatching route.
”
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cornbreadfishncollardgreens:

novisitesestetumblr:

rad-dummy:

smis-happens:

mapsontheweb:

You can walk in a straight line from Madrid to Shanghai without hitting a major body of water using Earth’s curvature.

Egg hatching route.

For everyone who says “that’s not a straight line it’s a curved line” please remember that the Earth is round, not flat. Here’s the line, as rendered with Google Earth:

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As you can see, the line is straight!

I would walk 500 miles, and I would walk 500 more, but I wouldn’t swim a single mile

Flat eath gone get you for this one

darkgreyclouds:

time and place, my pokeson, time and place

bronweathanharthad:

My God, What Have I Done? is a god-tier trope tbh

There’s just something about watching a character come to the realization that they’ve just said and/or done something terrible, and it works no matter how they realize it. Whether the realization is immediate or delayed, sudden or gradual, it all demonstrates the character’s shock.

I especially love it when the realization triggers a physical reaction - things like the character collapsing in shock or hastily backing away from another character. But it can be just as effective when the character freezes in place, unable to come to grips with having done something that completely contradicts their morals.

It’s just a really really good trope.

kiwi:

I NEED A HIMBO

IM HOLDING OUT FOR A HIMBO TILL THE END OF THE NIGHT

hes gotta be strong

and hes gotta be fast

and hes gotta be dumb and polite

theoldaeroplane:

dear GOD I just

so my coworker Jon just came over to bitch about a customer to me (as you do)

and he says to me he says

“this guy just came in saying ‘i need this design printed on a blue t-shirt for an anime con this weekend’ and he gives me THIS

and he whips out a fucking sheet of computer paper with a symbol drawn on it in COLORED PENCIL

NOW THIS IS ALL REALLY BAD AND JUST. DONT DO THIS TO YOUR POOR FUCKING GRAPHIC DESIGNERS DONT MAKE THEM WORK FROM COLORED PENCILS, THATS WHAT JON CAME TO ME TO BITCH ABOUT

BUT

THIS IS ALL HILARIOUS TO ME BECAUSE THIS

WAS THE FUCKING

SYMBOL

image

and i sit there and i look jon dead in the eye and i go “i know exactly what that is

and i can get a vector of it.”