If there is anything DnD taught us, is that wisdom and intelligence are indeed two very different things.
An intelligent character may know a city’s layout on a map.
A wise character will tell you exactly what streets to avoid.
a charismatic character knows how to ask for directions
Joker: AH! well if isnt the normal hatter!
Jervis Tetch: Youre really gonna do this every time, arent you
You have a gift - you see a number above every residence, and that number is the amount of times people have fucked in there. Every building, from a humble port-a-potty to the national public library has one. You would not believe the number on Notre Dame.
On a hike, you decide to settle for the night on a nice place. You set up a little shelter from materials at hand, and as soon as you’ve piled the last of the branches and moss on it, a little zero appears over your humble shelter. You turn to fetch water from a nearby river.
When you come back, the number has changed to -1. Not simply one, but minus one. Someone has unfucked in your shelter.
adhd is a gift sometimes because I did 100% skim RIGHT over what the numbers meant without actually seeing it and boy was the last sentence a fun way to find out
