I hate explaining jokes but this fucking scene from Kung Pow makes me lose my shit every time:
The children screaming “We’re children!” like they’re Pokemon
Cans of Pringles in the background
Shopkeeper’s voice breaking the microphone levels
“Babe-y”!
The shitty cgi hand with the phone
He doesn’t even dial the phone
you gotta get on the special edition of Kung Pow and watch the “undubbed version” to hear what the Oedekerk is actually saying, too. Because he does say words, he’s not just moving his mouth randomly.
It’s literally a circle. They’re cousins. It’s insane.
If you look up Queen Elizabeth’s family tree, they’ve hidden it DEEP in Google searches, but if you look up Prince Phillip’s family tree you’ll see the circle right away.
And it gets worse lmfao because their common ancestor, Queen Victoria, has quite the family tree herself:
Two circles are seen here - one alarmingly small showing that Victoria and her husband Albert are first cousins. The bigger one shows that her own mother married her third cousin once removed, making Victoria her own mothers fourth cousin, meaning Albert was not just Victorias cousin, but also her fourth cousin once removed.
This means that Elizabeth is Philips third cousin, and his fifth cousin and his seventh cousin once removed.
royal families are outdated concepts that need to die out.
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