Sometimes I remember that Supernatural writers are so bad at their jobs that they accidentally made it canonically impossible for Dean to be John’s son
Okay okay this is for the (2) people who asked for this and those two people specifically. So in season 2, we see a John’s dog tags. These dog tags demonstrate that his blood type is AB. And in season 10, during the ritual to turn demon Dean human again, we learn that Dean’s blood type is O+. Idk what you remember from 9th grade biology, but it’s impossible for someone with AB blood to have a kid with O+ blood, meaning it is biologically impossible for Dean to be John’s son.
yknow what the homestuck fandom has gotten to the point where you can just say some shit and ppl will agree so im gonna start posting some absolutely batshit headcanons i think are 100% true
• terezi hates the smell of banana peppers and WILL become violent in an attempt to escape the smell
• aradia, sollux, nepeta, and eridan all have sensory issues
• kanaya has an irrational fear of water
• karkat once spent a week awake and ended up eating coffee grounds at some point
• jade really likes asmr videos and listens to them when she goes to sleep
• jake once convinced dirk to be a streamer and he immediately gave up after being destroyed emotionally by a child playing WOW
• vriska is really good at throwing popcorn in the air and catching it with her mouth, which she learned trying to impress terezi
• when feferi was younger her hair never got tangled, and she rarely had to brush it. now its a constant battle
• june once busted open her chin because she tripped going up the stairs and dave still wont let her live it down
• tavros once got stuck in a doorway for an entire day
• you cant give nepeta sour candy because she will eat it all in one sitting and get sick
Terezi can taste cilantro. vriska cant. Terezi never lets vriska forget it
As a matter of fact, if your employer fires you for anything relating to forming a union, that’s retalition, and it’s illegal under federal law. If this happens to you, vontact the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission.
[footage of the inside of an ordinary Eastern-European home, taken with a handheld phone camera, the man filming is walking from the living room to the back door of the house]
man, narrating in russian: Every fucking year, this time of the year, the pond at my backyard gets infested. What do ponds get infested with? Frogs? Poisonous weeds? Geese? No. Not my pond.
[The man opens the back door, stepping out into a garden. Three or four nude, human-like figures dash from the borders of a pond back into the water.]
man: Rusalki! I don’t know where they come from or how they get here, and I can’t afford to hire an exterminator every year. I can’t let my cat outside anymore. Last year a rusalka managed to drown a whole deer in my pond, the stench was unbearable.
[He walks as he speaks, approaching the pond. There are several eerily beautiful female beings peering at him from under the surface, their long hair floating in the murky water. Their eyes are gleaming in an unhuman way. The man holding the camera stops to film them.]
man, calm and deadpan: What the fuck are all of you staring at. Get jobs or something.
[One of the rusalki, smaller than the others and clearly not a fully matured adult, slowly reaches out of the water with her white, thin hand, grasping his ankle. He appears unconcerned.]
man: You can’t drown me, you little idiot. You’re too small. Shoo!
[A loud thud startles the rusalki, making them scatter. A second thud makes it clear these are the approaching footsteps of something massive. The man turns around and points the camera at what appears to be a house, walking past above the treeline with chicken-like legs]
man, now yelling: IF YOUR HOUSE SHITS ON MY YARD AGAIN I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD-
truly think the ship stuck in the Suez Canal debacle is what we All needed. they say disasters really bring people together and here’s one that doesn’t actually involve the death of anyone. we just get to watch an absolute fuck up live and relish in it. i feel more alive than i have in a year. i feel god in that stuck ship tonight
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
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