demon-space-boi-deactivated2022:
fuck it. strawbebby soap
stop saying it looks like meat
It looks like a strawberry smoothie was somehow made into a delicious bar somehow. My brain thinks of strawberry pocky as a close taste.
Men: *deliberately mislead women for sex, emotionally manipulate women into sex, pretend that they’re there for the long term to get a quick fuck and leave*
Women: I’m very up front about my standards, I don’t date men who don’t spend money on me
Men: what a shallow manipulative whore slut can you believe this selfish spoiled bitch. Women only want money while I, with the moral high ground, aim simply to use, discard, and penetrate them for free under false pretense
Don’t be afraid to make your requirements known & never allow a man to make you feel guilty for it.
“If your nephew becomes a policeman, steer clear of him in the marketplace.”— Talmud, Yoma 18a
#im pretty sure this is more ‘be wary of those who know your sins’ but its funnier if the talmud said fuck blue lives
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