Silver Tongue

luischocolatier:

golapi:

luischocolatier:

justmishahere:

winterswake:

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You couldn’t just go back to your swamp and leave well enough alone!

SHREK 2 (2004) dir. Andrew Adamson, Kelly Asbury and Conrad Vernon 
Holding Out for a Hero performed by Jennifer Saunders as the Fairy Godmother

Top 10 Iconic Moments In Animated Movie History

Top 10 Iconic Moments In Animated Movie History

Top 10 Iconic Moments In Animated Movie History

Top 10 Iconic Moments In Animated Movie History

eggcats:

justonepurpose:

lord-armitage:

tempestpaige:

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tiktok is now literally implying someone is a predator for *checks notes* accurately cosplaying a cartoon teenager

wait until they hear about the walk-around characters at Disneyland 

do these people think children have the money to be making whole ass cosplays like this

a peach cosplayer who dueted themselves w mario got comments claiming that peach was anywhere from 14-16 and mario was at LEAST 40 years old and they were like what the FUCK are you on, googled it, both characters were canonically 25

this shit is ridiculous like get off the fucking internet if you’re gonna be like this

communistkenobi-archive:

*anon voice* okay but what did the british royal family do that was so problematic???? do you have a link to their callout post ?

squiiids:

riskyrailgun:

squiiids:

squiiids:

squiiids:

Ya know what? Fuck It, who’s gonna stop me from remaking the entirety of The Elder Scrolls V Skyrim in RPG Maker MV?

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Todd???? Is Todd gonna come out here and try stopping me????

I’ve accidentally taken this too far and I’m one third of the way done with Helgen Keep. I’ve even made every single race playable and included “mods” that break the game

Are you telling me this hasn’t been done already or are you really just doing this

Skyrim has not yet been ported to RPG Maker MV.

UNTIL NOW THAT IS

flimflix:

‘’Prince Phillip’s up there with good ol Maggie now!’‘

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adurot:

gunrunnersarsenal:

nowsyourchanceto-deactivated202:

thatsdoctormartenstoyou:

drumandbassdoll-deactivated2023:

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GEORGE: You know Jerry, I gotta say, I’m pretty UNNERVED at the impossible hallway outside your door.

JERRY: What do you mean, impossible?

GEORGE: I mean, in the dimensions of this building, it should not exist! It is a thing that should not be!

JERRY: George, that’s ridiculous, you walk through there all the time.

GEORGE: And yet I cannot grasp how I manage to move through that space! It’s a NonEuclidean hallway Jerry! NonEuclidean!

JERRY: What, you’re crazy, I think that hallway is VERY Euclidean! It’s a perfectly Euclidean hallway!

***KRAMER bursts through the door, somehow he is upside down***

JERRY: Kramer, do you think our hallway is NonEuclidean?

KRAMER: Oh, you’re just putting that together now, huh?

@turing-tested STATEMENT OF JERRY SEINFELD, REGARDING-

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not saying this is the case, but i have seen places where corridors where shaped like this….

that said, im more concerned by how ppl decided that all the walls should be only paper thin….

Incidentally this knowledge came in handy at work today.

jaubaius:

Komodo dragon shopping

mioxenoblade:

mioxenoblade:

mioxenoblade:

My job in the weird tumblr/twitter communist commune will be making memes about how we’re going to die cuz no one wants to be a farmer

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I can not believe how quick this post broke 1000 notes

So why don't those border scanner things detect Asriel as a monster then?

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