2007-08-17:

If Phineas Flynn works for Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz. ①

This is NOT an AU. 
It doesn’t matter if you draw a picture of the same topic(Phineas works for Dr. D ) as me without my permission. Feel free to draw.

smashing-yng-man:

boomers in the 2000s: Dont believe everything on the internet
boomers in the 2010 and 2020s: Did you know that bernie sanders eats babies!? i read it online!

gemstonechronologist:

biglawbear:

yunisverse:

spittlefleckedhyperbole:

This was my actual favorite part of working in a theater. People would come in and use a string of words no human had ever uttered and I’d have to be like “ohhhhkay let’s parse this out.”

When we had Moonlight:
Moonshine, Moonrise, Midnight, Nightlight, Nighttime, Twilight

My favorite in recent memory, though:
“The Big Sick” = “The Fat Bad”

Don’t… Don’t movie theaters have…the names of the movies… Right… There?

Ah, see, the problem here is that you’re making the common mistake of assuming people bother to read anything. At all. At any given point. When in the presence of customer service worker.

hsblue:

Which one would you pick?

seshrat:

seshrat:

man i’m gonna say it that tv head thing that early-teens tumblr had going on was great and i want it back

this shit. this shit ruled. start doing this again

lastvalyrian:

I haven’t seen anyone mention the greatest cultural impact Yahoo Answers made yet

rosexknight:

draconym:

draconym:

The box turtle at one of the nature centers I work at won’t eat her food unless you plate it like you’re a chef at a Michelin restaurant.

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I can tell someone fed her yesterday when I wasn’t in but they didn’t plate it artistically so she didn’t eat it

I love this turtle.

magnetictapedatastorage:

yandere-clown:

social media is just oscillating between “cringe culture is dead! enjoy your interests without shame!” and “we should bring back bullying and social ostricization” every couple of months