Silver Tongue

headspace-hotel:

sorry-but-we-have-moved:

headspace-hotel:

idea: scene with two characters eagerly stripping each other clearly about to bone, but they keep getting interrupted by finding carefully concealed weapons in each other’s clothing, so they keep just unholstering, revealing and unstrapping increasingly ludicrous amounts of hidden guns and knives as the clothes come off, and it’s lowkey killing the mood a little

Alternative idea: it’s not killing the mood at all

You’re right and I’m a fool

realwildthyme:

I love Star Trek cause on one hand the very basis of these shows builds on being political and asking ethical questions, episodes about ‘what makes an individual with rights’, 'how stable is our moral philosophy under the pressures of war’ etc

but on the other hand, very often, it’s just like

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omgkatsudonplease:

iitsnotivett:

Yuzuru Hanyu on Ice vs. off Ice

I’ve been watching this for 10 minutes and it still doesn’t stop being funny

fireladyazula:

DID I EVER TELL YOU HOW I GOT THE NICKNAME THE ‘DRAGON OF THE WEST’?

i love how zuko ducks as soon as iroh says that. he knows that if iroh wasnt going to go on a lengthy anecdotes then it means that shit was about to pop off

daimboy:

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some beautiful little stories

on the first one about ghosts and concrete, the answer is no. the ghosts are bound by the architecture of when they were alive. thats why they seem to float and walk through walls. theyre on stairs and going through doors that no longer exist.

lostsometime:

langernameohnebedeutung:

langernameohnebedeutung:

langernameohnebedeutung:

Your annual reminder that according to the novelisation of Thor: Ragnarök, Loki thinks chocolate fountains are fictional concept and that such a wonderful thing couldn’t possibly exist

I mean chocolate fountains are exactly the kind of indulgent stuff Asgard would have and fountains aren’t that big of a technological challenge for a magical space kingdom so I assume the chocolate is the problem. Maybe it just exists on Earth and is super-rare because no one wants to go there to get some and. Loki is probably a slut for chocolate in general and not least of all BECAUSE it’s super rare and expensive for Aesir. Loki can probably be bought at the price of 1 chocolate cake. The Avengers could have stopped the invasion so much easier.

#he thinks what now

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LEAVE MY DUMB CHILD ALONE

comics loki: texter, hacker, writer of slash fiction, really enjoys chocolate milkshakes

movie loki: “chocolate fountains aren’t real, idiot”

pikky126:
“babblingfishes:
“POST CHANGELOG 2021-04-04:
• no longer violates the geneva convention
” ”

pikky126:

babblingfishes:

POST CHANGELOG 2021-04-04:

  • no longer violates the geneva convention
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salem in the 1690s

salem in the 1690s

i have an idea for a meme hold on let me make it