eggsaladstain:

they are the backbone of society

queercyberoceancowgirl:

tulparightsactivist:

cheshireinthemiddle:

joekewlio:

systlin:

jabberwockypie:

kayrowhitesyrup:

black-girl-against-feminism:

keyhollow:

surprisebitch:

pancakes are made of eggs omfg

Originally posted by realitytvgifs

Y’all are crazy if you think a chicken won’t happily eat eggs. Y’all insane if you think a chicken won’t tear some nuggets UP. You are ON CRACK if you think a chicken won’t just, eat another injured chicken

Me and some friends were collecting eggs on this farm. We dropped one of them and they went absolutely apeshit over that damn egg. Not even the shell was left.

I know people think chickens are herbivores but they absolutely aren’t.

Chickens are omnivores. They eat meat, they eat eat all sorts of fruits and vegetables.

This isn’t really well known to people who live off of farms or who have never spent time on one. It’s also thanks to tv and movies not showing this side of chickens.

It’s why eggs and chicken meat saying they come from “free-range vegetarian chickens” are HILARIOUS, because if they’re free-range, you can’t control that, and the tiny dinosaurs ARE going to eat a lot of things. And if a mouse meets an early demise because it came near the tiny dinosaurs … ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

As a kid I once threw the neighbor’s chickens a chicken nugget just to see what would happen.

Answer; they fuckin demolished it. Tore it apart and wolfed it down in seconds. 

Rose tinted chicken glasses used to be a very common invention for chickens, because if they saw a speck of blood on another chicken they would gang up on it and murder it to death and feast on it.

Actual piranhas don’t act like Hollywood piranhas.

Chickens, however, do act like Hollywood piranhas. Those fuckers get a taste for blood and they become fucking ravenous fiends. They’re still very much dinosaur.

Pancakes are looking a little tame, huh?

Originally posted by desingyouruniverse

remember when one of the people involved in the creation of facebook got in a huge scandal for feeding eggs to a chicken? i bet this post pisses him off now

taikova:

i finished this goshdarn thing. i guess i can thank the blessedly small canvas for that? always draw on small canvases.

nighttime colors are hard. this only works with its lighting because i added stars.

fun-sized-widow-bites:

bold of you to assume i get to the “start project” stage and dont just skip to the “tell people about project” stage

carcinocasino:

caramelldansen fever

userboxed:

viostormcaller:

ll-kriwolf-ll:

aheistwithyaboi:

What in the heck is this thumbnail

Marks tattoo, the microphones, the fuckin hand on Mark’s shoulder bruh.

The longer you look, the worse it gets

There’s a vibrator

chewedcorn:

Make sure to drive safe this winter!

butts-bouncing-on-the-beltway:

nerdomancer:

How’s the Swedish Christmas goat doing? Has it caught fire this year?

This is how apparently

If I was there I’d try flaming bow and arrow