normal ocean creatures: ah. viva la sea. the blue, it is harsh but it is my love. i am a magnificent creature in a magical place
the deep ocean weirdos: i don’t need oxygen to survive. i haven’t eaten since the fall of byzantium. i have 300 eyes on my eyeballs. its been 14000 years since I’ve bumped into another life form. I’ll kick anything’s ass. nothing can kill me not even death
Steps on a landmine and you can clearly see my body get blown apart and launched into the air but you turn around and I’m right behind you cleaning my ears with a q-tip
Actually, Annoy Squidward Day is January 15th. Although the calendar doesn’t have the month written on it, if you continue to watch the episode, they’re competing for January’s Employee of the Month.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.