serialreblogger:

masseffectdoctor:

ailment:

nikola tesla was like “you will live to see man made horrors beyond your comprehension” yeah dude and they’ll prolly be branded with your last name. how does that make you feel

Probably not to great considering if Tesla had the opportunity he’d probably strangle Musk to death for his pigeons entertainment

Petition to resurrect Tesla and sic him on Elon for sport

theimaginatrix27:

singelisilverslippers:

kyraneko:

pulmonary-poultry:

brawltogethernow:

avengerwho:

earendil-was-a-mariner:

Ironic that Bilbo is so annoyed with the Sackville-Bagginses for stealing from him and trying to evict him from his house, when his whole adventure involves stealing from someone and evicting them from their house.  

To be fair, he was essentially helping someone else get rid of their own Sackville-Bagginses

This is an absolutely world-rocking take on narrative parallels in The Hobbit. Like why yes those were equally petty property disputes, and your point?

Thorin: “The dragon Smaug is terrible beast who has invaded our home and taken the heirlooms of our people as his loot.”

Bilbo: *remembering the last time Lobelia Sackville-Baggins was in his house* “I know the type.”

“Smaug is basically an unusually large Sackville-Baggins” is not the take I expected from the Tolkien fandom today, but it absolutely fits.

(I am also sad that even if Bilbo had called Smaug a Sackville-Baggins to his face, Smaug would lack the background information to know just how he was being insulted.)

Bilbo, facing down Morgoth Bauglir at the Dagor Dagorath: “You broke into the House of Fëanor and stole his gems, which he and his sons cared about very much. I would expect such behaviour from a Sackville Baggins, not one of the Powers of Arda.”

@littlemomentsofgoldThe Hobbit

Middle Earth

OH MY GOD

themightyzod:
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themightyzod:

lexingt0n:

hitmewithcute:

Just saw this on r/unexpected and had to share

@themightyzod

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the-bluebonnet-bandit:

happyshoelaces:

brunhiddensmusings:

autisticsansa:

gender-nightvale:

Tis the season we retell the story of threatening a rich man with his own death in order to get him to pay his employees livable wages and not horde money.

Never lose the holiday spirit.

#A Christmas Carol is the best Christmas story#terrorize the rich with ghosts to make them less crappy people and pay their workers

sadly it only works when such people have things like ‘shame’ and ‘guilt’

thats the thing though - the whole point of the story is about MAKING scrooge gain these.

the ghosts use psychological warfare to terrify an old white man into sharing his money and i think thats what christmas should be about actually

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YES

madamezuki:

southrnbird:

tangentqueenofdragons:

uncommonbish:

God I love it when ultimatums backfire

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Lmao this clown

She did the gun cocking motion with the bat and the bouncers escorted his ass outta here 😂🤣🤣🤣

This asshole:

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Her:

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Her Bouncers:

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i love that in the second story he clearly states that She dumped him but in the one where hes saying he wants her back, he claims he dumped her. Like, nah. you didnt. you didnt dump her, she dumped you.

aroacedavestrider:
“guess what happened to me today :) again :)
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aroacedavestrider:

guess what happened to me today :) again :)

softwaring:

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did u know being a delivery driver is the 5th most dangerous job in america? and being a cop ain’t even in the top ten?!

zzzura:

spockdropandroll:

trans-ender:

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BEE BOAT

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cowboy bee boat

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aroacedavestrider:

phatwithanf:

iv0ry-keys:

snippyschnapps:

official-cisphobe:

here’s a random word generator–whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of

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bro you’re. you’re Death bro…

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Y'know…. Not wrong

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NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!