im not like other girls

silver-tongues-blog:

I scream

i have fingerless gloves

I bite

I pretend to be dead when scared

i’m immune to rabies

I keep the tick population in check

I sleep hanging upsidedown by my tail

im the only north american marsupial

That's weird, I don't remember there being a mountain here...
Anonymous
onion-souls:
“ wereralph:
“”
Defeat facial recognition software and social credit systems by wearing fursuits
”

onion-souls:

wereralph:

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Defeat facial recognition software and social credit systems by wearing fursuits

normal-horoscopes:

normal-horoscopes:

*BRANDS A SIGIL INTO YOUR CAR UPHOLSTERY**BRANDS A SIGIL INTO YOUR CAR UPHOLSTERY* *BRANDS A SIGIL INTO YOUR CAR UPHOLSTERY**BRANDS A SIGIL INTO YOUR CAR UPHOLSTERY**BRANDS A SIGIL INTO YOUR CAR UPHOLSTERY**BRANDS A SIGIL INTO YOUR CAR UPHOLSTERY*

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PYROMANCER CARRIE UNDERWOOD

beansquishy:
“ pileofknives:
“When the pussy pops way more severely than you thought it did
”
@asundergrowth​ how the FUCK could you leave this in the tags
”

beansquishy:

pileofknives:

When the pussy pops way more severely than you thought it did

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@asundergrowth​ how the FUCK could you leave this in the tags

everythinghiveswap:

From the Pesterquest Twitter.

i uh. i guess sollux and nepeta are coming in pesterquest vol 9.

December 11, 2019

e-seal:

kindergartensoap:

e-seal:

kindergartensoap:

e-seal:

e-seal:

You should probably let fungus consume you

Just my opinion feel free to disagree

can i disagree?

Up to you, I wouldn’t though

ghdb fuck okay.., i think ,,i disagree :/

Hmm okay *marks something down on a clipboard and walks away*

queenofthebes:

qeeki:

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This was such a good show

You mean sweat???
Lets go! Onward to adventure! Lets save bluey!
Anonymous