CHINESE GIRL PRETENDS TO BE A GHOST TO AVOID PARKING CHARGE
Can’t bloody believe that.
“In news today, there was a sudden drop in creativity and ingenuity worldwide as one Chinese woman suddenly sucked all of it into herself in order to perform the best prank of all time.”
But seriously, can you imagine coming from a nice date with your girlfriend, you’ve been dating for a couple of months, it’s going pretty well, and her ex is lurking outside her apartment and talking to her cat, which, while annoying is not that weird, and he seems like an ok guy, so you forget about it, and a couple of days later, you’re on a date in a nice restaurant, and the ex turns up looking like absolute shit, dunks himself into a lobster tank, eats a live lobster, and you end up having to carry him out to the hospital where he has a seizure in the MRI and so you send him home but then you get his tests back and it turns out his fucking heart and internal organs are atrophying because of a sentient parasite which your girlfriend manages to separate only the ex runs away and the parasite ends up in your girlfriend who goes to give it back to her ex and then you end up in a weird four way relationship with your girlfriend, her ex, and a symbiote that finds the word parasite offensive
Op what the fuck
I enjoy looking at works of media through perspectives of those that are not explicitly shown to be the perspective that the viewer should be looking through
The reason Dan is my favorite character is because this is the entire movie from his perspective and he just rolls with it. Politely.
Dan’s awesome because they so could’ve gone the whole “asshole new boyfriend” route with him and they DON’T, he’s just genuinely a nice guy and he’s concerned for Eddie and not jealous or anything (like the whole “uh I’m not talking about your ex I’m talking about that ALIEN GOO”). Like he behaves like a HUMAN which is super rare in movies, even though everyone else is apparently expecting him not to, and he’s kind and concerned for Eddie and just yeah. Dan is excellent.
TERFs will talk about the Evil Transes trying to ‘infiltrate’ womens safe spaces or whatever and then make fake blogs to weasel their way into peoples social circles and celebrate on their main how they’re tricking people into reblogging their TERF nonsense. Like…. ooo the projections hittin a little strong again isnt it
it was a troll group that was pretending to have a rabies fetish and discussing ways to get it. it was treated the same way eating tide pods were. most people knew it wasnt an actual thing but still made posts talking about the health risks just in case
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
