[ image: three doodles of dr alphys. the first has her sitting, hunched over as she looks sadly down at the teacup asgore got for her, the one that looks like her. the second has her crouched down over herself, worrying over something with her hands on her face, and the third has her standing at full height, trying to communicate with the tall amalgamate you find next to a bed. she seems confused, but still paying attention, as it wiggles a hand at her. ]
those superhero movies that try to be like gritty and dark are so funny to me im sorry….. like that dude is wearing an outfit lol
walked in on my friend watching one of the avengers films during a funeral scene and he got really mad at me because i laughed upon seeing a fucking raccoon at a funeral. like how is that not the height of comedy
Steve Rogers except the serum made him super duper strong and incredible as always but his body stayed the same size.
He comes out of the chamber and theyre all just like ‘aw man it didnt work’ and send him home and he FULLY doesnt even realise he’s become 800× more powerful until he trudges back to his apartment and accidentally puts his fist straight through the solid oak door as he’s pushing it open. And hes just like……….hm. okay. I’m kinda pooped tho so I’ll deal with that in the morning.
He eventually does still manage to become cap, he wears the same uniform, carries the same shield, but… Everyone involved just has no idea how this skinny bastard man works like WHERE IS THE MUSCLE???? WHAT ARE THE PHYSICS????? Every single villain that sees him for the first time underestimates him to an embarrassing degree and they laugh at him when they see his ruler-thin ass for the first time or wonder whether the 'real’ Cap that everyone fears is out of commission or smthn but then Steve just. Idk pulls a helicopter out of the sky and throws it at them and theyre like????? I BEG YOUR PARDON??????
Fullmetal alchemist
I was giggling right up until “Fullmetal Alchemist” and then I was full on cackling.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.