Silver Tongue

weaver-z:

transmadotsuki:

weaver-z:

American Psycho remake where it follows a bunch of business majors living in the same dorm suite in college but every single one of them has an overlapping Patrick Bateman internal monologue

(All overlapping, different inflections, slightly out of sync) My god, it even has a watermark

YOU understand my vision

x-battykat-x:

hauntedcreek:

rslashrats:

kimlipinjection:

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this is literally from the magic kingdom

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This is real footage of a man who disagreed with a blue hair girl in 2023 have some respect

It’s what he deserves for disagreeing with Hatsune Miku.

demilypyro:

*disappears with a Mario 64 boo sound*

*slows you down to make mario 64 bowser sound*

timemachinetyrant:
“dopamine my beloved
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timemachinetyrant:

dopamine my beloved

themintycupcake:

thatlesbiancrow:

f1rstperson:

themintycupcake:

Christians hate when a gay man goes “fuck it, I’ll gladly go to Hell if you want me to so bad” because it takes the edge away from their tools of fear. If they can’t scare you with threats of eternal damnation then one of their main weapons is taken away.

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calling out @brightismarstonight because yes

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“You’re supposed to fear your father/parents” this isn’t the first time I’ve seen someone say that someone told them this in the tags. Christianity as an institution is one of the biggest shelters for abusers out there and this shit right here is how they do it.

christianity is going to learn soon that fear is not a sustaining power. once people arent afraid anymore, anything christians had over us becomes null

piggledy-higgledy:
“katy-l-wood:
“savedbythebell–jar:
“I’m hard for her
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Reminds me of my coworker who, whenever she sees a Tesla at a gas station or something, she’ll look over and go “Wow! The new Toyotas look really cool!”
The drivers LOSE THEIR...

piggledy-higgledy:

katy-l-wood:

savedbythebell–jar:

I’m hard for her

Reminds me of my coworker who, whenever she sees a Tesla at a gas station or something, she’ll look over and go “Wow! The new Toyotas look really cool!”

The drivers LOSE THEIR MINDS.

I approve of this level of chaotic neutral behaviour.

tastefullyoffensive:

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I draw the line at manual labor.

showertimeshmoopsie:

showertimeshmoopsie:

I think if gorillas knew how to grill food they’d be better than us at it tbh. Orangutans would make better fruit salad etc

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youve clearly given this a lot of thought… you given me a chance to reflect on my own perspective…

wait so if it wasnt directly asriel’s fault, why’s mew mad at him?

Anonymous

askfallenroyalty:

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Part 1 (here)