yeah, this is what sharkskin looks like under a microscope:
it’s covered with tiny interlocking teeth that form a one-way-only surface! petting a shark the wrong way will literally make you bleed, which is still never a thing you want to do if you are in the water with a shark.
(yes, those are literally teeth-sharks ended up evolving a skin covering completely separate from the scales that bony fish ran with and they did it by mutating the teeth out of their fucking mouths and over their entire surface area)
Being internet-shitpost-aware means that you know damn well that this post is a dread summoning spell
Amazing how they still manage to be perfectly smooth while covered in literal teeth
the venn diagram of “things said to an unconscious whumpee” and “things people say to you when you drop off the zoom call” is not a circle but it is pretty dang close
there is a shadowy third circle that’s less prominent that’s “things you say in a seance”
here’s the diagram:
The middle of this Venn diagram is a perfect summation of what it’s like to play a low-Constitution character who keeps dying in online Dungeons & Dragons
everybody and their mother (rightfully) mocks gacha game players for gambling actual money for a png, but at least OUR pngs aren’t actively destroying the environment
#i cannot believe we found a class of people below gacha players
Just saw someone reblog one of my posts and right under that reblog was a cavalcade of transphobic garbage like damn someone’s got varied views if they’re following and reblogging me while posting stuff like that
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
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