Silver Tongue

bonni:

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I just saw a gifset that split the word “beautiful” into 3 gifs and I think this one may be the new t hanos

programmerhumour:
“Easier than submitting a bug report
”

programmerhumour:

Easier than submitting a bug report

thatwritergirlsblog:

abutterflyobsession:

me: I will do things when I am less tired

me: *never becomes less tired*

me: oh no

I have never seen anything more accurate in my life

wumblr:

wumblr:

people i get confused: mike myers and michael myers

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I like to imagine Demily being from Doom hell just because its funny to think of grotesque monsters all around then just a cute anime streamer girl also

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

I had to give up this possibility in favor of the comedic irony of Demily being an avid Doom fan

She has a poster of Doomguy in her bedroom and has drawn hearts around his head with pink sharpie

sabertoothwalrus:

stupidzeldaaus:

TP AU where everything else is the same except every time Link beats a temple, said temple is replaced with a Malo Mart.

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bee-barf:

swordkind:

autostrad:

autostrad:

autostrad:

Wizard robe but it has a side slit.

Wizard robe but you’re wearing a corset over it

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[ID: a tag that reads, “whatever kind of boots a wizard wears but thigh high”. /End ID]

Okay consider, the boots lil nas x was wearing

may i humbly suggest these?

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[ID: a photo of a pair of thigh-high dark blue suede boots with high gold heels. They are covered with bead embroidery of stars and zodiac constellations.]

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ask and ye shall receive…

flipocrite:

beowulf22121:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

Put $100 in the pocket of a low-income person, and it will circle through the local economy a dozen times in a week.

Put $100 in the pocket of bankers and hedge fund owners, and it gets hoarded away in an offshore bank account.

So tell me what type of “stimulus package” actually stimulates the economy

an extra $20 in someones pocket becomes a trip to the coffee shop before work and they leave a generous tip. Then $20 comes out of the tip jar to buy everyone behind the counter something from the taco truck. Taco guy spends $20 on a ride home at the end of taco time. Cab driver spends $20 on a late dinner on the eay home. Food worker misses the last bus and hires an Uber instead of walking home, spending about $20.


Any economist worth their degree will tell you that 5 people spending the same $20 in a day is $100 worth of economic stimulation.

Meanwhile the rich persons $20 is just another $20 in a fund somewhere and they change nothing about their day, effectively turning that $20 into $0 worth of functional economy.

Info from: accountant friend, whom I speak of rather often.

The mattress CEO interviewed in Robert Reich’s documentary Inequality for All described it as something like “I own pretty much the best bed money can buy. If I double my money, am I going to buy another one? If I eat exactly what I want every day, will doubling my money make me eat twice as much? Of course not, the money ends up stashed away by people I pay to manage it. I literally make more money than I can spend. I used to believe in trickle-down economics, but I can see now that the money isn’t going anywhere. The 1% does not power the economy, it’s the middle-class that does. And it’s shrinking.”

ewaneneollav:
“just found this comic i drew in 2012
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ewaneneollav:

just found this comic i drew in 2012

If a woman has

roach-works:

five-flats:

lesbian-bookworm:

charlioak:

alsoluci-morningstar812:

isa-ghost:

alsoluci-morningstar812:

isa-ghost:

STARCH MASKS

O N   H E R    B O D Y

does that mean

she has been pGReNant bef o r e?

DANGEROPS

Pranget sex?

Will it hurt baby top of his head????

Can uu get,,,

𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓰𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓮

38+2 weeks

PREGANANANT

can uu go down a

20 foot waterslide

while uu are

PEGNAT?

For anyone who doesn’t know what this is referencing

this video legit never fails to make me laugh and i’ve seen it god knows how many times

every time me and my partner drive pass this one bus stop ad for a clinic that says PREGNANT? on it real big we absolutely have to say pregante? pregananant? to each other until the next stop light