Silver Tongue
dirk.

xxtc-96xx:

Floating practice

still working on control

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

For April fools I will be slightly less fucked up and evil

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Consider yourself aprily fooled.. fuckface

👀 tell more about the maddie thing

Anonymous
socksonthechair:
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rnoonsetter:

eternal-fractal:

rnoonsetter:

rnoonsetter:

they got that they/them þussy

reblog this you cowards

God its even pronounced thussy

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hands down the funniest thing anyone’s said on this post

asundergrowth:

freeasfishes:

Good morning to Banana the Lobster, and only Banana.

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For a second I was really concerned that the lobster was transphobic before realizing the link is from the daily mail

to be fair, your name IS dirk strider

Anonymous

turing-tested:

alkimara:

turing-tested:

ok but that’s not my fault though like I can’t be held responsible for that

Didn’t you Literally… Go change it

thats not the point here this is about some guy named dirk strider not me

war-on-catgirls:

katherinebarlow:

nifeandaccurate:

katherinebarlow:

nifeandaccurate:

katherinebarlow:

I dreamt that there was a new meme that went, “If I dids it, I dids it. If I didsn’t, I didsn’t.” There was a third line, but I forgot what it was.

happy to report i’m back on my bullshit

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and a rare variant

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HOW DID YOU KNOW THEY WERE CAT MEMES IN MY DREAM

>:3€

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THAT’S IT, THAT’S THE MEME FROM MY DREAM

What a silly but charming use of dreamwalker superpowers