Me at a comedy club: What kind of bow cant be tied? a rainbow!

Audience: …….

Me: get it? because like…. its not a physical bow? it cant be tied… its just light……..

Fenrir: *freed from his rianbow bonds by the knowledge that they arent real and eats me in one bite*

darkpecockevan:

I saw something on Twitter and what I was imagine when that were happened…

xenosaurus:

armchair-factotum:

xenosaurus:

xenosaurus:

I will say this in SWSH’s defense: I truly never understood “don’t go into the tall grass” until a pokemon twice my size started chasing me and immediately proved to be faster than I could run

if her pokemon hadn’t been there to protect her i firmly believe that the small child you play as in this game would be dead now

The Wild Area is GameFreak finally putting the old “lol a game about forcing animals to fight” thing to rest. These things want nothing more than to eat curry, get petted, and kick any ass in their line of sight.

this is an excellent addition to my post a+

sunshine-tattoo:
“ brunhiddensmusings:
“ skrytch:
“ 2fngrsin:
“ shadowkat678:
“ dandy-boi-ftm:
“ natalie-cats:
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The best part is the fact that out of the two of them Martha Stewart was the one who went to prison.
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Wait…what?
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Wiiiiild. He did...

sunshine-tattoo:

brunhiddensmusings:

skrytch:

2fngrsin:

shadowkat678:

dandy-boi-ftm:

natalie-cats:

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The best part is the fact that out of the two of them Martha Stewart was the one who went to prison.

Wait…what?

Wiiiiild. He did commit murder (in self defense - no judging) and America‘s Best Housewife was sent to jail because of insider trading, securities fraud, obstruction of justice and conspiracy. This is wiiiiiild 😄😄😄

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also he has every right to make fun of kanye west considering snoop has had a successful career for about two decades including his own cookbook and appearing in movies whereas kanye is a flat earther who had to crowdfund another album because he ran out of money despite kim kardashian being with him, not having the money to produce another album should be the metric when you know you can tell a musician has failed somewhere in either money management or actually being a musician rather then a famous trainwreck

snoop dogg is a good man who loves cooking, nature, and supporting the dreams of young children in poverty. kanye west helped get trump elected.

transapphic:
“ transapphic:
“is
is this supposed to sound *bad*?
”
It was hard to read in the screenshot so I found it and blew it up:
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Free hormones? Yes please!

transapphic:

transapphic:

is
is this supposed to sound *bad*?

It was hard to read in the screenshot so I found it and blew it up:

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Free hormones? Yes please!

stupid-dyke:

Did you guys know Elon Musk sent that STUPID car into space without sterilizing it, and if it hadn’t gone off it’s intended path, and it had reached mars as he intended, it could have permanently ruined the search for life on Mars by contaminating the red planet with Musk‘s cooties. This may sound silly to you but I assure this is very real and serious. He could have ruined the entire field of astrobiology all for his stupid advertisement. Let’s kill him

ot3:

TV: here’s a 22 minute episode of a tv show you like
Me: ehhhh
Youtube: here’s a feature film length video discussing a game you haven’t played
Me:

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outlaw-lookingforthesun:

methlabrador:

Itd be funny as fuck if the world operated like how people with social anxiety think it does. Like what if you got on a bus and everyone was like wow look at that piece of shit loser. Get off the bus you ugly bastard

As someone with social anxiety, this is both funny as fuck and helpful as fuck. The perspective that those fears are so extreme that they become humorous is a pretty effective reality check my dude

rcmclachlan:

margathapai:

theaussielemming:

datmerrywanderertho:

mornington-the-crescent:

younger-chuckles:

en-seta:

ziraseal:

whoneedsacostume:

whoneedsacostume:

tilthat:

TIL that scientists believe there is a 9th planet in our solar system that is roughly 10 times larger than earth. They haven’t been able to locate it yet but they know it’s there because of its gravitational effects on other objects.

via ift.tt

what do you mean they caNT FIND IT

I WENT AND LOOKED INTO THIS AND DEADASS PLANET NINE HAS BEEN PUBLIC KNOWLEDGE SINCE 2016 AND WE HAVE ESTIMATES ABOUT WHERE IT IS BUT WE HAVE NO. CLUE.

IT’S 10 TIMES LARGER THAN EARTH.

WE THINK WE FOUND ONE OF PLANET NINE’S MOONS.

WE HAVE NO IDEA WHERE IT IS.

WHAT THE FUCK

*jaws theme*

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Bitcg it’s real

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http://www.astronomy.com/news/2019/10/planet-nine-may-be-a-black-hole-the-size-of-a-baseball

this is hysterical 

“The important thing to understand here is that all that the calculations can tell is the mass of Planet Nine, not its composition,” Batygin told Astronomy. “So, in principle, Planet Nine can be a planet, a potato, a black hole, a hamburger, etc., as long as its orbital parameters are right.”

all hail planet nine, the celestial potato

pembrokewkorgi:

chefpyro:

The first Luigi’s Mansion 3 supercut is up! Please check it out!!

Ah!  I had a lot of fun commentating on this one.  Check it out, peeps.