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i adore when ppl talk in their reblogs but i also try to read every single tag bc its where the keysmashing is

please scream at me i crave it

caffeinated-cryptid:

audarcy:

gays and neurodivergent ppl are obsessed with cryptids, the fae, liminal spaces, etc because we often exist on the fringe of society and lack well-defined social identities, feeling such acute isolation from the “normal” world that we align ourselves more with things that are literally not of this world. in this essay i will

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lambylingames:

lambylingames:

our entire dnd party got out-danced at a festival by the paladin’s elk steed’s nat20

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artist’s rendition

heteroreigen:

kitoridragoness:

i was trying to compress this gif to make it a discord emoji but. this happened

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dance fucker dance

bispacenerd:

Idk who needs to hear this but stop being so hard on yourself. You’re human. You’re going to have your good days, your bad days, your moments of forgetfulness. You’re going to make mistakes, say the wrong thing, and not everyone you meet will love who you are. You are human, and you are trying your hardest.

obstinatecurator:

kristmaskiller:

the-real-numbers:

the-real-numbers:

mrpenguln2:

the-real-numbers:

the-real-numbers:

East coast people pass Midwest people in a store and the Midwest people will strike up a conversation and the east coast people will get all creeped out cuz of how the weird strangers are trying to ask them questions when they’re just minding their own business

I’m east coast people

Im midwest people

Hows that local weather been treating you, huh? Hoo boy, ive sure been experiencing local circumstances

*crouches to a defensive stance in the middle of fucking costco*

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This is southeast coaster erasure. We will be trapped in conversation until one of us dies.

Midwesterner: Mornin neighbor

East coaster, immediately regressing into a Nathaniel Hawthorne character: Father warned me there were devils outside the Township

him.

argumate:

love the way your robot’s eyes change from placid blue to angry red at the exact moment it decides to murder you; incredibly considerate of the designers to add the extra leds and connect them to the homicide output of the emotion chip.