Silver Tongue
pagannerd52:
““You mean my sword of Elvish-make? Nice try at diverting the blame, Galadriel, but your call-out post is being published as we speak.” ”

pagannerd52:

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“You mean my sword of Elvish-make? Nice try at diverting the blame, Galadriel, but your call-out post is being published as we speak.”

imsobadatnicknames2:

My favorite joke in Metalocalypse is how as the show goes on it becomes increasingly obvious they’re naming characters with the sole purpose of torturing Mark Hamill.

imsobadatnicknames2:

My favorite joke in Metalocalypse is how as the show goes on it becomes increasingly obvious they’re naming characters with the sole purpose of torturing Mark Hamill.

dzamie:

lukarhys:

Okay Tumblr, what is your sexuality?

Heterosexual

Homosexual

Bisexual

Pansexual

Demisexual

Asexual

Other

See Results
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See, this is how we know tumblr can’t give you a representative sample. I mean, the results so far are clearly…

bi-aced

friedchickenusa:

maamlet:

civvic:

ENOUGH ABOUT BOOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE FUCKING COMET IS COMING

DID SOMEONE SAY BOOBS?

END OF ACT 1 ==>

had a short discussion on discord about the ongoing trend of people giving birth in voicechat on discord. something along the lines of "i cant imagine my mother telling me years down the line that i was born in The Best App for Gamers voicechat". and i started making a joke about how i was glad i wasnt born in the generation of people naming their kids after fictional characters.

then i remembered i ended up changing my name to a fictional characters name by my own volition. i completely bamboozled myself trying to make a joke.

Anonymous

nothorses:

nothorses:

rennekin:

nothorses:

nothorses:

people are giving birth on discord???

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anon I need more information. what the fresh hell are you talking about

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how do you think I feel??

xxtc-96xx:

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she was keeping it together but she’s still a kid with limits

my patreon

my ko-fi

tronsgender:

cinema-show:

z-o-u-n-d-s:

gahdamnpunk:

WHAT THE ENTIRE FUCK

The company isn’t boasting about using cheap/unpaid/forced penal labor.

It’s a project offering voluntary employment opportunities with fair trade wages to incarcerated women, allowing them to amass decent savings and avoid recidivism (i.e., having to return to prostitution, drug muling, and the other poverty-related crimes as soon as their sentences are up, because they’re right back in poverty where they started).

No, it’s not the all-or-nothing Tumblr justice solution™ of magically abolishing the PIC overnight, but it’s a significant improvement over the literal slave labor most corporations employ, while raking in the entirety of a prisoner’s surplus and setting them up for recidivism.

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Y'all….this isn’t slave labor the way the vast majority of prusin labor is. They have a 30 hour work week and pay their employees a LIVING WAGE. Also the company was founded after talking to women in prison about their lives and needs

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