amalgarn:

started replaying pearl version and finally found the words I’ve been searching for since X/Y

piromantic:

piromantic:

good news!! turns out my lease DOES allow me to build a nether portal in the living room, as long as i build it on top of a carpet (to not scratch the floor) & don’t allow zombie pigmen to stay in the unit overnight

time sensitive question pls help

spray bottle set to mist

poutay:

i’m howl when he said “theres no point in living unless i’m beautiful” then called upon the dark spirits bc he didn’t like his hair color

jurgenronaaz:

veggieblt:

veggieblt:

veggieblt:

veggieblt:

OH MY GOD I FUCKED UP SO BAD.

I SAW THE CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY “BULLSHIT” SALE YESTERDAY AND BOUGHT IT THINKING IT WAS AN EXPANSION PACK.

IT’S LITERALLY BULL SHIT. THEY ARE SENDING COW POOP TO MY HOUSE AND I HAVE NO CLUE HOW I’M GOING TO EXPLAIN IT TO MY PARENTS.

Please for the love of god let this work

God I am so fucked.

It’s been 2 weeks since I made this post. Every day for those two weeks I found a way to wait for the mail. I sent friends to intercept the package, I used delay tactics to stop my parents from coming home around the time of the package, I waited for a solid 4 hours one day just waiting on my doorstep for the package to arrive.

Today I graduated from college. And guess what my father hands me as we get home.

He says “You got a triangle in the mail.” and walks off with the most knowing grin of my life. I don’t know if he actually knew, but my gut is telling me he’s held on to this box. He knew. He waited for me to fucking graduate to give me the greatest graduation gift of all time. He won. I was defeated.

And for those of you wondering if it’s actually poop.

Yes. Yes it is.

This post been circulating my dash without the Stunning Conclusion

kaito-l4l2:

dragonkingteo:

Mocha questions her boss’ sense of humor.

fakehistory:

Adam and Eve are banished from the garden of Eden after eating the forbidden fruit [6000 B.C.]

uncle-cucky:

uncle-cucky:

Someone in one of my discord servers suggested the Gatherer’s Garden machine from Bioshock as a voice for Penny and,,, they aren’t wrong LMAO,,

Animation? Stinky.

alexthebadassaro:

hagakuregetajobnagitounderbridge:

deadmutati0n:

W-why- why u hurt froggie…?🥺

Don’t worry, froggie is alright, only the rock under it was destroyed

also the frog is healthier than before now

sexhaver:

tilthat:

TIL that Nikola Tesla predicted in 1926 that one day “We shall be able to communicate with one another instantly, irrespective of distance… we shall see and hear one another as perfectly as though we were face to face” through devices able to fit into a vest pocket.

via reddit.com

fucking idiot thought we would still be wearing vests

you saying you wouldnt wear a sexy ass vest?