Silver Tongue

soifons:

soifons:

discount-supervillain:

listen, all I’m sayin’ is that until we see the birth certificate we can’t be sure that Obama wasn’t born in Mobius

fossabossa:

it only focuses its eyes when its hunting

arthurpendragonns:

#we all wanted a brother like spencer

natural-way:

tilthat:
TIL that handwriting analysis strongly suggests that Czar Alexander I of Russia, who defeated Napoleon, faked his own death to become the monk Fyodor Kuzmich, who had a genteel manner, spoke several languages and claimed to have forgotten his past
via reddit.com
me after 6 months at any job

lickthemagaindeacy:

beaky-peartree:
captain hook: arrrg i miss vine. twas me fav’rit app
smee: but capn! there’s a new app! its not exactly the same but it’s very similar!
captain hook: what’s it called?
smee: um
FUCK