elcor-thespian:

blue-lives-aint-shit:

daydreamydyke-archive:

what people think gift giving as a love language means: *spending an excessive amount of money on materialistic gifts for people during the holidays*

what gift giving as a love language actually means: “i picked up this cool rock that i found on the ground that reminded me of you” or “i bought you this necklace for 50 cents at a yard sale cause i thought you’d like it” or even “i’ve had this thing since childhood but i feel like it could be of some use to you or give you comfort so i want you to have it”

The point of a gift is to show that you know👏 a 👏person👏well👏!!!!

I have this love language and I have described it as being a magpie. I found this cool ceramic plate at goodwill I thought you would like. I heard you were looking for a new pen here try this one. Please accept my trinkets of devotion.

Do you want blue? I got blue

whats your opinion on stew?

spacemancharisma:

dr [redacted]: I don’t believe in nonbinary genders

dr [redacted]: except for that fucker I have no idea what they’ve got going on

spacemancharisma:

my psychology professor be like “I don’t believe in nonbinary genders” and five minutes later refers to me as he, then she, then just by my name because it’s become increasingly clear that neither of those are correct even though I am not out in this class

cherik-stuckyandclintasha:

tri-irt:

newaygo:

breadmutual:

bruce: finally, someone who understands !!! isn’t sharing your mind and body with a monster the worst???? it’s ruined my life and i want to die.

eddie, who came so hard from venom slithering up into his asshole that he went blind for like twenty minutes this morning:

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#this post > the entire mcu

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im havinfv a stroke

i thought it was about bRuce wAYNE and it sent me

fullmetalfisting:
“I didn’t realize this was about wind I just thought the lady was having a bad day
”

fullmetalfisting:

I didn’t realize this was about wind I just thought the lady was having a bad day

quinn-tessent1al:
“ gaycism:
“ consider-it-shipped:
“ biolizardboils:
“everyone please look at this form harold filled out in kindergarten
”
I am ready to re-join the classroom.
xNo
”
I hope Harold H is having a good day
”
My behavior caused other...

quinn-tessent1al:

gaycism:

consider-it-shipped:

biolizardboils:

everyone please look at this form harold filled out in kindergarten

I am ready to re-join the classroom.

xNo

I hope Harold H is having a good day

My behavior caused other students and teachers to feel:

Freak out

kitsnicketts:

This show was the funniest fucking thing

spencers inexplicable pyrokenesis was one of my favourite running gags of the show

ayalaatreides:

bunjywunjy:

bunjywunjy:

shmegel:

Each orca is over 6.5 feet long, Americans.

b-atiful:

While 100% a species of dolphin i want to point out those are ORCAS. if anyone got confused for a second like i did. Those are fucking orcas. Holy shit that is a giant fucking whale.

acetheticallynice:

If you really wanna get a sense of just how fucking big blue whales really are, then consider the fact that the dolphins swimming in front of this whale are over two metres long

a blue whale surfacing. there are 2 dolphins swimming in front of it. while the whale basically takes up the whole gif, the dolphins are under 5% the size.
a close up of a blue whale surfacing. there are 2 dolphins swimming in front of it. they're tiny in comparison.

guys, just, no. these are likely pacific whitesided dolphins, a criminally adorable cetacean found in the North Pacific that does indeed average at around 2.3-2.5 meters long.

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now THIS is an orca, pictured here in the act of headbutt-murdering a common dolphin right into fucking oblivion. (common dolphins are about the same size as the pacific whitesided dolphin, for scale.)

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that’s right, orcas max out at an astonishing 25 feet long, or well over 7 meters. that’s almost a quarter as long as that blue whale, and is just generally way too fucking big to deal with today when you remember that we’re talking about an apex predator the size of a minibus. they’re simply too big to be mistaken for anything else in the ocean!

orcas eat a wide variety of foods depending on their location, from herring to that really unfortunate common dolphin up there (rip.) if I really wanted to give the lowdown on them I’d be here all day, but I’ll tell you that orcas are also the only known predator to hunt and kill blue whales. so lets just be glad it’s only the dolphins in that first pic!

also here’s a cheerful reminder that the evolutionary rise of the Orca mysteriously coincided perfectly with the decline and extinction of Megalodon! 

coincidence, I’m sure. have a good night, everybody!

The Orca arriving in the world’s oceans, seeing the Megalodon: “I’m about to end this man’s whole career”