Silver Tongue

captainlordauditor:

sandsbuisle:

frownyalfred:

dragonpuppies:

welshronin:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

frownyalfred:

I love how all of the Batman villains are like “ah he’s not at the manor, it’s defenseless! and then alfred just racks an AK-47 and is like pull up bitch

Batman’s Villains: The butler will be easy prey!

He’s just an old man…he doesn’t have any of the Batman’s gadgets or training or fighting skills!

Alfred: Oh my you’re right

There’s something else of Master Bruce’s I don’t have as well

(Cocks a shotgun) A CODE AGAINST KILLING

Batman’s Villains: Wayne isn’t here to save you old man!

Alfred:

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Alfred is the original “Call an ambulance — but not for me”

@dragonpuppies I spent way too long on this

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If Batman hears someone’s attacking the manor, he will book it there as fast as he can.

Rando: “I’m sure he’ll be fine, Bruce. They’ll probably try to catch him as bait for you-”

Bruce: “It’s not Alfred I’m worried about. I’ll never forgive myself if I get [villain] killed”

Rando: “…What?”

Bruce: “Alfred always keeps his gun in perfect shape.”

Gun? Singular?

batman made him get rid of them because he doesnt like guns but he managed to keep one hidden

mlarayoukai:

mlarayoukai:

mlarayoukai:

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i hate pokemon

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girl what

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Thank you for providing the worst thing I’ve read in years. It’s a gift actually

drunkengeekpod:
“The discussion in the Drunken Geek’s Discord:
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drunkengeekpod:

The discussion in the Drunken Geek’s Discord:

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chaotic-archaeologist:

thesadboisguidetolife:

chaotic-archaeologist:

chaotic-archaeologist:

chaotic-archaeologist:

arospacecase-moved:

chaotic-archaeologist:

chaotic-archaeologist:

chaotic-archaeologist:

A professor gave us an extra credit option: take a picture of yourself outside, doing something that you would not usually do. We were told not to take it too seriously. Here is my entry:

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I maintain that sticking my head in the mailbox is not something I do on a regular basis.

Love that some of you are reblogging this. You looked at a picture of a guy with his head in a mailbox and went “yeah”

Can’t wait to see if everyone did something like this or if they had a normal reaction. I will keep you posted.

[ID: a photo of a pale person wearing a black t-shirt and jeans with his head in a mailbox /END ID]

Hello to everyone asking for an update!

The professor has said that he will put all submitted pictures into a powerpoint to be shown in class tomorrow (Tuesday, March 9th). I am very much looking forward to seeing the reaction from him and from the rest of the class. I promise to keep you informed.

Update: the professor saved my picture for last. I was told that I had “truly embodied the spirit of the assignment” and that I had gone “above and beyond.”

Also, to everyone who is worrying about whether or not I got my head out, I was gifted with a very small head, and while I got out just fine I would NOT recommend this if you have a large head or even a normal sized head.

Hey you guys should make this into a meme.

Hows this?

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Perfect

everythingfox:

Feeding day for baby tortoises

(Source)

saipng:

translation:

the text pointing at the guy says “Our Actor”

the fake security guard, while hitting, keeps saying variations of “Where’s your mask!? Put on your mask! Don’t walk around without your mask!”

the first old guy says “Oh, I’m just going to the store to buy it right now”

Honestly this is the pure definition of chaotic good

spadefish:

glurg:

green and pink are best friends. society isnt ready for this though

Watered melon. :)

compassionatereminders:

I wish disability positivity was less about preaching “you can do anything you put your mind to if you work hard” and more about telling disabled people “what you can do right now matters even when it’s less than or different from what society expects.”

amyadoreswords:
“ sidhedraoi:
“ You know what? This actually isn’t funny at all because this really does happen. Baby boomers can’t afford to retire; that’s a big part of why millennials can’t find jobs in their fields. And if they lose their jobs...

amyadoreswords:

sidhedraoi:

You know what? This actually isn’t funny at all because this really does happen. Baby boomers can’t afford to retire; that’s a big part of why millennials can’t find jobs in their fields. And if they lose their jobs (which can mean a variety of things, including their companies finding an excuse to fire them so they don’t have to pay anything for their retirement, which happened to my uncle and 5 people he worked with over one year), they aren’t as desirable because they’re retirement-age. The world has changed a lot since they got jobs they thought were supposed to be secure, and now their old strategies that used to work for finding a job don’t work anymore and they don’t know what does work. So a lot are desperate; I recently talked to a woman who had to be in at least her mid-60s who was begging on a street corner because she was replaced by a younger person and lost her job of 18 years, and it’s not the first time I’ve heard a story like that. A lot of people who were never rich to begin with lost a lot in the 2008 financial crisis and never fully recovered. Baby boomers didn’t all just magically become financially secure as they got older.

This generation war bullshit is 100% manufactured to keep our anger misdirected. It’s not baby boomers screwing over millennials. It’s rich capitalists of every living generation screwing over baby boomers, their parents, gen x-ers, millennials, and gen z-ers all at once and all in different ways. And if we collectively realize that we’re not enemies and that we actually have a common cause with common enemies, it’ll be really bad for the people doing this to us, which is why they’re pushing the generation war thing so hard.

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ayellowbirds:

tikkunolamorgtfo:

malaesthetic:

bandit-o-s-usb:

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They De-Tumblrized Ms. Frizzle

@transfagsculine​

#how do yall whitewash a white woman 

why would you leave this in the tags lmao

Allow me to explain:

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Some will point out that the new Ms. Frizzle is canonically the old one’s younger sister, and that the old one still shows up in the new show:

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they are missing the point. They are missing the point because the original is still modified, and is a minor character in the series whose role has been given over to someone who looks more like if Ariel from the Little Mermaid wanted to speak to the manager. And they are missing the point because all the characters have been given this treatment, and it gets a lot worse

Compare the original versions:

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to the new ones:

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This shit, right here? This is inexcusable.